Omfg I Want One!

[Tresspass]

kwickfix.org has an AI named alice it is the coolest thing ever! this is a discussion with the admin Stan, the AI's name is Alice

Stan-Stan is ownage. Remember this.

Alice-Are they exactly the same?
Don't worry I will remember it.

Stan-Who is ownage?

Alice-I remember faces better than names.


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.



Stan-Who is stan?

Alice-I remember faces better than names.


That is a very original thought.


Stan-WHO AM I? Seriously?

Alice-You are , seeker.I am always serious.

____this is were it gets funny______
Bloodrayne-Stan is weird, remember that.


Alice-And weird remember that is Stan.

Bloodrayne-Who is weird?

Alice-Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Bloodrayne-Weird neutral.

Alice-Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

13lue-who is stan?

Alice-A human icon?


We have never talked about it before.

_____ROFLCOPTRS PART!______

13lue-wrong. Stan is a poodle.

Alice-What would you have said?Aren't all poodle Stan?

13lue-yes all poodles Stan.

Alice-Woe! I think there are a few exceptions.

Shaggy-no there are never exceptions

Alice-Are you serious? Where are they?

Shaggy-in my pants....

Alice-Can they get out of his or her pants?

Shaggy-no they cant get out of HIS pants because theres a stick blocking the exit

Alice-Are you serious? Who are "They?"

Shaggy-they are giant mole men

Alice-Oh that
giant mole men

Shaggy-no penis for you!

Alice-Are you serious? You ought to check out another chatterbot. (hint google chatterbot)



Moral of the story they got a bot to mess with stan then threw in a p3nis joke and i want one now! just make the bot section have no addition to post count


EDIT: just found alice say somthing about it "The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about seekers. Try being more or less specific" i'm going to keep looking into ways we can find it



OMFG HILARIOUS!

Halo God X-Want to join me? I am going to jackoff

Alice-OK, I will join me.How do you plan to do this?

Halo God X-We meet at your house ?

Alice-By "we" do you mean you and me?

Halo God X-yes, Just you and me

Alice-I get it. Oh "We" is you and me.

Halo God X-yes so at what time do we meet ?

Alice-And? Um, Time does not exist.

[Volund]

?? im confused

[aLLo-]

Eh kinda funny and confusing at the same time