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This is a discussion on Belgier Witze within the Deutsch forum part of the Language Specific Support/Chat category; Also ich habe hier mal ne kleine Kollektion aufgestellt: Die besten Beliger Witze . Also sie sind ziemlich makaber. Um ...


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Old 06-30-2008, 05:23 PM
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Belgier Witze
Also ich habe hier mal ne kleine Kollektion aufgestellt: Die besten Beliger Witze. Also sie sind ziemlich makaber. Um sie zu verstehen müsst ihr an Marc Dutroux denken. Er hat sechs Kinder im Keller eingesperrt und vergewaltigt. Ziemlich traurige Geschichte. Darauß hat sich entwickelt das alle Belgier Pedophile sind. Also jetzt mal zu den Witzen.

Was knackt in Belgien beim Sex?
-Das Becken einer Siebenjährigen.

Wie viele Kinder hat ein Belgier?
-5. 2 auf Video, 3 im Keller.

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Belgischen Kindern und Kartoffeln?
-Die Kartoffeln sind zuerst in der Erde und kommen dann in den Keller.

Wie sucht ein Belgier seine Kinder?
-Mit dem Bagger

Was für ein Schild steht vor einem Belgischen Kindergarten?
-Vorsicht Erdarbeiten.

Was hat ein Belgier beim Sex in der Hand?
-Schulranzen.

Treffen sich zwei Belgier, sagt der eine, neulich hat mir eine Sechsjährige einen geblasen. Darauf hin der andere: Ih, du bist ja ekelhaft - die hat ja schon Zähne.

Was sagt ein Maulwurf wenn er sich durch Belgien gräbt?
-Macht Platz Kinder!

Was macht ein Belgier nach dem Sex mit einer Frau mit Glatze?
-Er packt sie zurück in den Kinderwagen...

Auf einem Flugzeug sind ein Belgier, ein Deutscher, ein Amerikaner und sehr viele Kinder. Das Flugzeug droht abzustürzen, an Bord befinden sich aber nur 3 Fallschirme. Der Deutsche: Wir müssen die Kinder retten! Der Amerikaner: NO! Fuck the children. Der Belgier: Ja gerne, aber haben wir dafür noch genug Zeit?
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Üble witze da muss man nen komischen Humor haben um diese witzen zu mögen danke für das post aber sind gute witze bis auf das naja das das über die kinder etc is^^
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ihr beiden habt nen makarberen humor^^
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hahahaha danke hendrik^^

NP. Ich wusste das du die magst .
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ihr beiden habt nen makarberen humor^^
Das nennt sich männer humor wenn du das nicht hast nah j/k der humor ist selten aber cool.
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Jaja ^^ immer so gell nur der Humor ist einfach nicht normal rofl naja hf mit eurem *Humor*
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Hmm, wir brauchen mehr Belgier Witze :/.
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Ich heisse Jan...
Ich bin dreizehn jahre alt.
Ich wohnen im Dänemark.
Ich kommen auf Polen.

That's good german?
nope^^

hier sind noch 2 witze:

-Der Belgier geht mit einem Kind im Wald spazieren. Sagt das Kind: "Ich habe Angst. Es ist so dunkel hier." Sagt der Belgier: "Ich habe auch Angst! Ich muß ja gleich alleine nach hause gehen..."
(zomfg der is so hart)

- Die belgische Tochter sieht ihre nackte Mutter. Sie fragt: "Wann bekomme ich so Dinger wie Du?" "Wenn Du groß bist!" - Tags darauf sieht es ihren Vater nackt im Bad. "Papa, wann bekomme ich so ein Ding, wie Du hast?" "Schon nächste Woche, wenn die Mutti bei der Omi ist!"

obwohl ich sie jetzt net so oberwitzig find...
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