SPOILERS ALERT: Funniest thing I have read in a while

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    SPOILERS ALERT: Funniest thing I have read in a while

    Here is the story of D3.. stay a while and listen !
    Credit goes to Z and warrior

    VILLAGERS: OMG THE UNDEAD ARE RISING

    LEAH: ITS JUST UNCLE DECKARDS CRAZY STORIES

    *VILLAGER GETS HEAD EATEN OFF

    LEAH: AGAIN, JUST STORIES, I ASSURE YOU

    *NAKED OUT OF PLACE WITCH DOCTOR SHOWS UP

    LEAH: I TOTALLY TRUST YOU COMPLETELY, LETS GO FIND UNCLE DECKARD

    LEAH: LOOK THERE HE IS, FELL DOWN 100 FEET OR SO BUT HES FINE

    *EVERYONE GOES BACK TO TOWN

    DECKARD CAIN: RANDOM WITCH DOCTOR, GO KILL THE SKELETON KING, HE RESURRECTED JUST BECAUSE THIS ENTIRE ACT IS A DIABLO 1997 REFERENCE

    WITCH DOCTOR: K

    *WITCH DOCTOR KILLS SKELETON KING AND FINDS A NAKED BLACK MAN

    WITCH DOCTOR: YO DECKARD, I FOUND THIS NAKED BLACK DUDE

    DECKARD CAIN: K GO FIND HIS SWORD PIECES

    WITCH DOCTOR: Y????

    DECKARD CAIN: DUNNO LMAO, JUST A GUESS

    *MAGDA SHOWS UP

    MAGDA: I COME FROM WORLD OF WARCRAFT TO DESTROY U

    WITCH DOCTOR: K LMAO ALREADY GOT THE SWORD PIECES

    MAGDA: DAMN!!!!! ILL JUST GO STEAL THAT NAKED BLACK DUDE AND PROLONG THIS ACT FOR NO REASON

    *SHOOTS FIRE AT CAIN, STEALS BLACK MAN

    LEAH: STORIES KILLED MY UNCLE!!!!!!!!!

    WITCH DOCTOR: PRETTY SURE MAGDA DID, NUB

    *WITCH DOCTOR RUNS TO SAVE BLACK MAN

    WITCH DOCTOR: OMG THE BUTCHER, ANOTHER POINTLESS RESURRECTION OF A 1997 DIABLO CHARACTER WITH NO EXPLANATION

    BUTCHER: AH FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!

    *BUTCHER DIES, BLACK MAN SAVED

    TYRAEL: YO HERE I AM FOOL

    WITCH DOCTOR: WHY U BLACK NOW DOG?

    TYRAEL: TOKEN BLACK ANGEL LMAOOOOO

    *GOES TO ACT 2

    VILLAGERS: OMG THE PRINCE SENT ALL THE GUARDS AWAY

    WITCH DOCTOR: HE MUST BE BELIAL IN DISGUISE

    LEAH: NO, NO WAY, LET'S GO ON A POINTLESS QUEST TO DO A BUNCH OF CRAP DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

    ADRIA: HEY DAUGHTER SUP

    LEAH: OH HEY MOMS, JUST MORE STORIES TEEHEE

    ADRIA: WE MUST GET THE BLACK SOULSTONE USING THIS OLD HORADRIM DUDE THAT CREATED IT

    WITCH DOCTOR: K

    *WITCH DOCTOR RECOVERS THE SOULSTONE:

    WITCH DOCTOR: WAIT, HOW DID THE SOULS OF THE OTHER 5 DEMONS GET IN HERE ALREADY?

    ADRIA: DON'T WORRY BOUT IT DOG... CHRIS METZEN

    WITCH DOCTOR: GOT IT!

    BELIAL: I AM THE WORST LIAR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    WITCH DOCTOR: WE KNOW

    *CAPTURES SOUL



    *GOES TO ACT 3

    AZMODAN: YO DAWG, ATTACKING UR RAMPARTS

    WITCH DOCTOR: THANKS FOR THE LEAD BRO

    AZMODAN: HEY NP DAWG, ATTACKING UNDERNEATH NOW

    WITCH DOCTOR: HEY DUDE THANKS AGAIN, COULDNT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT U

    AZMODAN: ANYTIME, HEY COME TO MY PLACE SO WE CAN SMOKE SOME BLOW

    *WITCH DOCTOR GOES TO THE HEART OF SIN

    WITCH DOCTOR: YO I BROUGHT THE WEED

    AZMODAN: SWEET DAWG, BEING A WARLORD IS TOUGH

    WITCH DOCTOR: JK LMAO, GOT UR SOUL

    *GOES BACK TO BASE

    WITCH DOCTOR: OMG LEAH IS THE PRIIIIIIME EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!

    ADRIA: YEA PLANNED THIS 20 YEARS AGO DOG

    WITCH DOCTOR: BUT, AGAIN, HOW DID U GET ALL THE SOULS IN HERE IF YOU JUST NOW GOT THE BLACK SOULSTONE?

    ADRIA: CHRIST METZEN

    WITCH DOCTOR: GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!

    *GOES TO ACT 4

    DIABLO: WELCOME TO MY REALM OF TEAR-OR!!!!!!!!! I AM THE PRIME EEEEVILLLLL

    WITCH DOCTOR: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK LIKE A COMBINATION OF ALL THE EVILS THEN???

    DIABLO: I DUNNO... ASK CHRIS METZEN

    WITCH DOCTOR: K

    DIABLO: CAN YOU TELL I'M A GIRL THIS GAME??? I CAN'T STOP TALKINGGGGGGG

    DIABLO: LOOK TYRAEL, UR OWN LIEUTENANT

    TYRAEL: WAIT, HOW DID IZUAL COME BACK?

    DIABLO: CHRIS METZEN MADE IT HAPPENNNNNNNNNN

    IZUAL: I AM BACK FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASONNNNNNN

    *IZUAL DIES

    DIABLO: HE WAS USELESS ANYWAY, COEM KILL MEEEEE

    *WITCH DOCTOR ENTERS REALM OF TERROR

    DIABLO: WELCOME TO MY REALM OF TEAR-ORRRRRR, NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED

    *DIABLO DIES

    TYRAEL: WE DID IT BOYS... ANGELS.... AND MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!






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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueIsImba View Post
    VILLAGERS: OMG THE UNDEAD ARE RISING

    LEAH: ITS JUST UNCLE DECKARDS CRAZY STORIES

    *VILLAGER GETS HEAD EATEN OFF

    LEAH: AGAIN, JUST STORIES, I ASSURE YOU
    Best...part...evar.
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    sees an OPEN lift FULL of DEMONS
    captain: lift is moving again, reinforcements are coming lads!! :O
    *facepalm*

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    worst story ever they fucked up d3 really hard

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