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How to become a successful player in WoW ?
1. You have to dream dreams about WoW.
2. If you do not have dreams about WoW, then you are not enough of playing.
3. Play often.
4. More often !!!
5. You should always want to play.
6. Sex - a pitiful semblance of WASH.
7. Orgasm - a pitiful semblance of victory in WASH.
8. Be a cool hunter.
9. If your not a Persian Hunter, you have to forget about the previous point.
10. You must have red eyes.
11. In the game you have to spend more time than a dream. A minimum of two times.
12. You do not have girls, because they are too stupid to understand the point №6.
13. Your parents secretly thought about how to send you to the hospital for the mentally ill.
14. You should always view https://m.firecams.com/ before playing WoW.
15. You have a lot of friends. The whole clan. Many of you have never seen.
16. Your friends who do not play WoW - not friends. On the strength of the familiar. And in fact - are potential enemies and traitors.
17. Before the battle always say "g * UPE balance", "well, the balance", "rough balance", etc. This phrase currently nogebator disclaims responsibility for BG drain nogebatorom and remains, even if the statistics take first place in the deaths.
18. The phrase is desirable to say when loaded all the players on your team, otherwise they will not read it, and after your discharge will not know nogebatora.
19. Constantly shouting in chat that you need to nerf Khanty / horn / WB (depending on who you are merged).
20. If you are not merged Hunt / horn / WB, the present nogebator must still say that they need to be cut, with it urgently.
21. Constantly hammer your opponent is online duel, write your enemy phrase "Guo duelku ?!" "PeVePe tsuka ?!" etc.
22. Nogebator must make sure that the enemy noob briefly pressing alt + tab and checking player's nick on the statistics.
23. In any event, there would be a noob, even if it has a whiter Maine highest ranked arena for nogebatora is not a hindrance.
24. If you agree, nogebator has the right to leave the game without spending a duel because nogebator right not to "defile the hands" of the Nuba.
25. Those who do not know how to kill the enemy in two cast - Nuba.
26. Do you have any suspicions that the Nuba in general, all but you.
27. At the slightest suspicion that BG may be lost, in the first minutes of battle write in chat "Well fuckers in Tim suck! Nube!". Then immediately Lebanon.
28. This will help nubam realize that they will only hinder and strengthen them in mind that you rub nogebator let someone realize they have lost, and only themselves to blame.
29. You would not mind to have sex with a Night Elf.
31. The better your stats PVP, the cooler you are.
32. You always say that you rulish and the rest Nuba only get in the way.
33. If you think that you do not rulish, see para. 3.
34. You want to see you had a girl who agrees with paragraph 6.
35. To wash more than once a week, stupid. In addition, it is uneconomical.
36. If you had a wet dream and your partner it was not a Night Elf, see claim 4. Otherwise you can catch the car and you do not steer.
37. If you suddenly leaked the enemy, say "Again, these logs ... Only because of them it could drain you nuba"
38. And do not forget to remind everyone that you rulish.
39. Do not forget about point 3.
40. If you notice that you have a growing belly, do not panic. With easier to steer stomach. And guys like heifers stomach.
41. Do you hate 24 Hunters. Although he played only the 24th Hunter, zacharennym on most nihochu.
42. Each thy victory at BG should be a real treat for your friends and relatives. You can even drink beer. And to think that it would be nice to fuck Night Elf.
44. At the university / at work / school, do you think that would be cool niibatso if Dean / Head / Director of playing WoW. Oh, you like it udelal.
45. If you know that your neighbor plays of WoW, you can start thinking about marriage.
46. Do not agitate anyone play WoW, but they still wear / download will have.
47. Besides - why everyone know that you have a one-noob. You're rulish.
48. On your desktop, only one shortcut - Shortcut to WoW.
49. If you supernavorochennogo computer, often exposes Offline screens for all to see you play at some steep grafon.
50. And more often say phrases like, "Fu blah, as you can play on minimum settings" when you see ?, dumb screens other Persians.
51. If you have no supernavorochennogo companies, often still try to upload screenshots, previously put all the graphics settings at maximum.
52. Computer slows down because of paragraph 51 to 10 minutes? I do not care, but everyone thinks you're playing on a cool car. It's worth it.
53. You do not take drugs (except WoW dose) because the drug takes time and you need to comply with paragraph 3.
54. Laugh you forgotten how. You just say "gg" when you're funny. Farewell you with "bb".
55. If you do not play for a long time in of WoW, your relatives have not yet decided, it would be better if you sat on heroin or not.
56. But sooner or later they will realize that the heroin would be the best choice for you.
57. All conversations should be just about WoW. No one understands what you're saying? Spit. But you will appear to them mysterious. And it's cool.