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    Democrat, Republican or Southerner?!?!?!

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that
    will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following
    question:



    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
    locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
    and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
    shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
    you do?

    Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the
    question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything
    to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my
    wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a
    club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this
    situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
    carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
    society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing
    me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so
    deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a
    happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all
    so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try
    to come to a consensus.

    Republican's Answer: BANG!

    Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click.
    Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
    Hollow Points?
    Son: Can I shoot the next one!
    Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
    When in doubt, empty the magazine, They dont pay you to bring home bullets

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