All you've got to do is go up to her and say " I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BITCH!" And hit her with a brick on the head and tada! you can do whatever you want with her.
Side effects: Extreme slap marks and maybe ball losses and blindness. Severe scratching and big patches of hair ripped off.
Oh, yeah I forgot. Don't forget to Get the hell out of there once done, like move to Russia or something ( No wait Russia sucks, Go to Canada.