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    50 Fun things to do in a Final

    50 Fun things to do in a final that does not matter (i.e. you are going
    to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

    1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15
    minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some
    gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

    2.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the
    secret documents!!"

    3.If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
    answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
    integral symbol.

    4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's
    left nostril.

    5.Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
    your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm
    SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk
    the instructor is.

    6.Bring cheerleaders.

    7.Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
    say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to
    every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are
    you? Where's the regular guy?"

    8.Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max
    level.

    9.On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to
    refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this
    question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be
    creative.

    10.Bring pets.

    11.Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of
    relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the
    country" and run off.

    12.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
    very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry
    Christmas."If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.
    Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

    13.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

    14.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your
    head, and nothing else.

    15.Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as
    vulgar as possible.

    16.Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make
    one up!For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

    18.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

    19.Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be
    taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let
    them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of
    the profits if they are allowed to stay.

    20.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to
    another seat, continue with the exam.

    23.Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers
    completely blacked out.

    24.Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down
    violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

    25.Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the
    instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving
    after one hour to go drink)

    26.Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point
    during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

    27.Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why,
    tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on
    above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

    28.Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

    29.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put
    on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera"
    until they drag you away.

    30.Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the
    class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you
    belonged.
    Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take
    the exam.

    31.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say
    "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our
    Lives is on!!!"

    33.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore
    the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to
    leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the
    River Kwai.

    34.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

    35.If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you
    could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most
    equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life
    story.

    36.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and
    shield.

    37.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the
    exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

    38.Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious...
    like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just
    failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with
    the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see
    fit."

    39.When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

    40.After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any
    question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

    41.One word: Wrestlemania.

    42.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they
    do before concerts start.

    43.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

    45.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
    Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

    46.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent
    to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

    47.During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
    anything you can reach.

    48.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90
    degree angle.

    49.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are
    asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student
    Handbook
    with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical
    instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

    50.Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks



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    Lol It's given me a couple idea's xD

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    Haha i got a better one than nb.16 if you are allowed to write on a computer, go to a Text to leet translation and paste your answers in and answer the exam in 1337 language i did it on my Norwegian homework today (since we already got our grades )

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    ^^ Lol and Grats


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    lol amazing

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