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    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
    "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
    "Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
    "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
    As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
    "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.



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    I dunno if you know the tv show " typical andy "
    you do maybe?

    well what you wrote there was shown in this tv show once
    but its quite funny and maybe it works like "free food at mc donalds"

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    lol i havent watched the show before ... i heard this joke from somewhere haha


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheVanquished View Post
    lol i havent watched the show before ... i heard this joke from somewhere haha
    I didnt say that you got that from the show I just asked

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    i know u dint say i got it from the show i am just answering u that i didnt watch the show be4... anyways small misunderstanding of words haha


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    haha thas really good ;D when im a old man i will do that

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    lol remember to tell him to say "dad" though


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    hahah would be too funny when the boy would say goodbye mother! to whoop

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    LOL that would be so disturbing to the guy at the counter


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