As many know, I always come up with ideas to mass pile everything into 1 thread. This is one of them.
So basically all you have to do is give all the great sites that aren't really well known like youtube or D3scene, Funnyjunk or such, but more like rotten.com, stupidvideos.com and the darwin awards.
Also give a brief description of the site and no porn or videos of horse sex or horror or gore or intense or disturbing things for young children. Ill start off. Then you guys post sites and descriptions and Ill Copy paste them here and tell who added them. Ill make a category for each person and the prize is, A BIG KISS!
rotten.com: You can find very gross and real things here. huge Knife wounds, blown up faces, skeletons with worms, men with pimples the size of you headx5, you got it all that. Makes me shiver
Stupidvideos.com: you guessed it, retard shit all the way baby.
The Darwin Awards One of my favorites. it tells you of the most craziest things. here's an example.
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit.
This time of year the water is quite cool. So here's what we do to keep warm: We have a diesel-powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temp. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a damn good plan, doesn't it? I've used it several times with no complaints.
When I get to the bottom and start working, what I do is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my neck and flood my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until my ass started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my itchy ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.
In agony I realized what had happened. The hot-water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. This is even worse than poison ivy under a cast. I had put that hose down my back, but I don't have any hair on my back, so the jellyfish couldn't get stuck to my back. My ass crack was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communications system. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he and 5 other divers were laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 hellish in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface for my chamber dry decompression. I got to the surface wearing nothing but my brass helmet. My suit and gear were tied to the bell. When I got on board, the medic, with tears of laughter streaming down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to coat my ass when I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my asshole was swollen shut.
We've since modified the equipment to filter out most sea creatures.
Anyway, the next time you have a bad day at the office, think of me. Think about how much worse your day would be if you were to squash a jellyfish on your ass. I hope you have no bad days at the office. But if you do, I hope this will make it more tolerable."
They're nice and long and there's loads of them. Also there's a lady who got killed my a frozen urine spear that came from a leak from a passing-by plane.
1999 Urban Legend: Falling Urine Deadly is the link to it.
Well i hope you have a good time contributing! first person to contribute 40 sites gets repped by me!