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    Computer jokes

    yo

    I just collected some funny things from the internet, hope u like em:




    Code:
    May the source be with you...
    Code:
    There are 10 types of people in the world:
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    Code:
    SELECT * FROM users WHERE iq > 60;
    0 rows returned
    Code:
    /* no comment */
    Code:
    <!-- You shouldn't be able to read this -->
    Code:
    $> cd ../pub/
    $> more beer
    Code:
    do
        fork agent(smith);
    repeat;
    Code:
    21 is only half the truth.
    TO BE CONTINUED... (updated as soon as I find some new )
    Last edited by t0pcraft-; 12-30-2008 at 09:00 PM.


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    i do not understand this that much =( sorry

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    Thanks, some of them are fun (Not all, but please update those )

    + Reputation for now.
    // Reinn

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    haha yea n1
    http://i34.tinypic.com/2j1o715.jpg
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    THIS ONES BETTER "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control." LOL
    It's been awhile

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    How bout.

    Sorry I took so long loading I couldn't find my "Any Key" button.
    If Liberty means anything at all,
    it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear,
    in times of Universal Deceit, telling the truth..
    Will be a revolutionary act.

    WC3: Synd1cate ...wisper me.

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    Where can i download the Internet?!? :]
    http://i34.tinypic.com/2j1o715.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by dog_keeper View Post
    Where can i download the Internet?!? :]

    you cannot dl the internet...
    I can send it to you if you want, got the .exe file on my computer : )


    Quote Originally Posted by beebee View Post
    THIS ONES BETTER "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control." LOL
    that's a good one, but this ain't a chuck norris thread


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    i also not quite understand this also. except some. but gj anw
    Help out the forums!.
    i will do my best to help out if i can =D
    if i help. thank me :laugh:

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    you cannot dl the internet...
    I can send it to you if you want, got the .exe file on my computer : )
    How much disk space do i need ? i only have 2 gb left. is that e nuf ?
    http://i34.tinypic.com/2j1o715.jpg
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