Funny IrC chat logs

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    Funny IrC chat logs

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    <Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
    <Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.
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    <reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
    * luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    * blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
    <ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
    <r`heaven>
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    <LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
    <LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
    <LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
    <LordChewy> "i know dad"
    <LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
    <LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "Cocuments and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
    <LordChewy> and he just shut up
    <kingKahn> what is it?
    <LordChewy> its his porn folder
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    <kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    <kylev> hahahahaha
    <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
    <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
    <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
    <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
    <`Neo> bahahahaha
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    <@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
    <@Sony> ...........
    <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
    <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
    <Malpine> Thanks for the info
    <@David> eh?
    <@David> damn i meant PAID
    <@David> I get PAID today
    <@David> dammit
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    <glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
    <content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    <glome> Who me?!
    <content> Yes you!
    <glome> Couldn't be!
    <content> Then WHO?!!
    <glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
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    <Sonium> someone speak python here?
    <lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
    <lucky> SSSSS
    <Sonium> the programming language
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    <MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
    <goatboy> what?
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> er?
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> and?
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> ...
    <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
    <goatboy> i dont get it
    <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
    <goatboy> bastard
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    <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
    <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
    <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back fucker"
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    <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
    <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
    <T-Wolf> ya, why man?
    <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
    <T-Wolf> you mother fucker
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    <mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
    <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
    <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind
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    <anamexis> oh man
    <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
    <anamexis> and it exploded
    <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
    <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
    <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
    <anamexis> :<
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    (Mootar) morons.
    (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
    (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
    (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
    (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
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    <cygnus> oi
    <cygnus> in windows
    <cygnus> what it mean
    <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
    <Sephiroth> means it is shared
    <Sephiroth> across your network
    <cygnus> how did you know that
    <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
    <cygnus> or something
    <cygnus> like
    <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
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    <robin24> any girls in here?
    <cognac> does is really matter?
    <cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
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    <Calren> CPU Usage: 102% score
    <+Olanis> Is that possible?
    <Calren> I'm throwing all my resources into running everything at top speed, lol
    <+Andross> um, how do you do that
    <Sterri> lovely, you trying to warm the room up?
    <Calren> Andross: chant very, very hard
    <Calren> and currently I'm trying to toast a poptart
    <Sterri> on the cpu, right?
    <Calren> it's sitting behind the fan
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    <%Hamtaro> I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother"
    <%Hamtaro> And got this
    <%Hamtaro> Create a Screen Name
    <%Hamtaro>
    <%Hamtaro> Sorry, Your mother is already in use
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    <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
    <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
    <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
    <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
    <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <phxl|paper> and DANCE
    * nmp3bot dances -<
    * nmp3bot dances |-<
    * nmp3bot dances /-<
    <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
    BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
    BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
    BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
    BlackAdder> IN FACT
    BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
    BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
    BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
    *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
    *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    CRCError> right
    heartless> Right.
    r3v> right
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    <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
    <Cthon98> ********* see!
    <AzureDiamond> hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
    <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
    <Cthon98> thats what I see
    <AzureDiamond> oh, really?
    <Cthon98> Absolutely
    <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
    <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
    <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> awesome!
    <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
    <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
    <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
    <TheXPhial> vaccuums
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    <TheXPhial> black holes
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    <TheXPhial> lava?
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    * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
    being an asshole -
    <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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    <death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
    <ktp753>ouch.
    <death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
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    <kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
    <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
    <SpaceRain> STUPID
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    <JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
    <JonTG> wait, shit
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    *** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
    * Anubis has joined #doghouse
    <Anubis> what fraud?
    <Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
    <Anubis> no?
    <Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
    <Anubis> omg wtf!
    *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
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    <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

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    docsigma2000: jesus christ man
    docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
    c8info: Why?
    docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
    docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
    docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
    c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
    docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
    docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
    docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
    c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
    docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
    docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
    c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
    ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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    <[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
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    <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
    <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
    <Judge-Mental> fuck me
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    SparTacus ([email protected]) has joined #santcuary
    *SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
    wacko Jacko ([email protected]) has joined #santcuary
    <wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
    <hunney> I am spartacus
    <ji_pper>no im spartacus
    <Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
    <mistr andersn>I

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    Lmao i only read half way through but omg xD
    Thats some funny stuff

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    <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
    <Cthon98> ********* see!
    <AzureDiamond> hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
    <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
    <Cthon98> thats what I see
    <AzureDiamond> oh, really?
    <Cthon98> Absolutely
    <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
    <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
    <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> awesome!
    <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
    <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
    <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
    Totaly >.>

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