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    Re: Yo momma jokes

    Woe how long did it take you to type that lol


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    Re: Yo momma jokes

    Hehe i did read nearly whole w3 forum so now i sit and stone about some jokes ^^ andthey are not bad

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    Re: Yo momma jokes

    yo mommas so smart she taught your dad how to make kids
    yo mommas so fat when she tried to micro she broke your computer chair
    yo mommas so hairy that king kong told her to get a brazzilian
    yo mommas so stupid she went fishing in a kiddy pool
    yo mommas so stupid she got her drivers license out of a cerial box
    yo mommas so fat when she went to jenny craig they made her pay double
    yo mommas so fat when i go over her place she feeds me cookies with cream
    yo mommas so fat that when a hurricane went through her she stayed put.
    yo mommas so stupid when they invented tampons she used them as earbuds
    yo mommas so smart she started exersising she gained 10 pounds
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    Re: Yo momma jokes

    sorry if im ruining the fun but

    www.ahajokes.com

    look trough those
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    Re: Yo momma jokes

    Yo momma so ugly, she make blind muthaf*ckas cry.

    Your mom is so fat that hundreds of horrible jokes have been made at her expense.

    Your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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    hickory dickory dock,your moms a dirty slut

    yo mama is like an suv, big white and room for six
    Last edited by 35yeros; 10-23-2007 at 04:45 PM.
    When in doubt, empty the magazine, They dont pay you to bring home bullets

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    Your momma is so fat, that she puts a yellow coat on and people hail her taxi.

    Your momma is so stupid, she puts M&Ms in order.

    Your momma is so stupid, she climbs over a glass wall to see whats on the other side, niCCa.

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    whats worse than a dead baby in a trash can??
    a dead baby in ten trash cans

    joke taken from "you tube"
    Last edited by 35yeros; 10-27-2007 at 01:26 AM.
    When in doubt, empty the magazine, They dont pay you to bring home bullets

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    Maybe its just me, but i dont like "yo momma" jokes. Sometimes they are ok, but funny? wouldnt say so

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    Your mother is so fat she stood on a "Speak Your Weight" machine and it said "one at a time please"

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