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    The most awesome joke ever!

    A young couple is out walking a romantic walk together in the park. As time goes on, the guy gets more and more horny. Exactly when he will insert the coup de grace(Go for it), the girl said: "I hope it doesn't bother your, but I have to pee very much." The guy is a bit put out by the girl's direct tone, and said to her: "Can't you just go behind the hedge and do it?" She nods and disappears behind the hedge. The guy waits and hears the exciting sound of nylon stockings being pulled down her legs, and begins to fantasize about what is being exposed. He starts to get really horny now, and is unable to remain calm any longer, and sticks his hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly moves his hand along her thigh, and to his great consternation, he grabs hold of a long and dense extension hanging between her legs. "Jesus, Mary, have you changed sex?"
    "No," she says. "I have changed my mind. I decided to poo instead"




    hahahahaha xD Write your reactions!

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    Omg
    It's very.. disgusting.
    But funny aswell

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    OMG -_- may i get a facepalm pic?

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    Two facepalms, just for you. ;)

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    Really bad xD and disgusting xD
    Woot

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    at least it was solid...
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    Is this a facepalm image contest?
    Woot

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    Don't know if its me only but,I did not laugh at all.Not even a smile on my face.
    Here's one I heard not so long ago

    Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option,they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
    That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
    ''I dreamt I had the best wank last night.''
    The guy on the left side says,
    ''That's funny, I had the exact same dream!''
    The guy in the middle says,
    ''I dreamt I was skiing.''
    I laughed so bad :p
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    I don't understand the joke :O Skiing? hmmmm
    Woot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Panda View Post
    Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
    That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
    "I dreamt I had the best wank last night."
    The guy on the left side says,
    "That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".
    The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."

    I laughed so bad :p

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