A young couple is out walking a romantic walk together in the park. As time goes on, the guy gets more and more horny. Exactly when he will insert the coup de grace(Go for it), the girl said: "I hope it doesn't bother your, but I have to pee very much." The guy is a bit put out by the girl's direct tone, and said to her: "Can't you just go behind the hedge and do it?" She nods and disappears behind the hedge. The guy waits and hears the exciting sound of nylon stockings being pulled down her legs, and begins to fantasize about what is being exposed. He starts to get really horny now, and is unable to remain calm any longer, and sticks his hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly moves his hand along her thigh, and to his great consternation, he grabs hold of a long and dense extension hanging between her legs. "Jesus, Mary, have you changed sex?"
"No," she says. "I have changed my mind. I decided to poo instead"
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