This is a discussion on You Will Laugh, halirous chat conversation within the Entertainment board part of the General category; ok this is long, but it will really get you laughing 08/10/2009 20 6 <35yeros> hi 08/10/2009 20 6 <bigboy94> ...
ok this is long, but it will really get you laughing
08/10/2009 206 <35yeros> hi
08/10/2009 206 <bigboy94> hi
08/10/2009 207 <bigboy94> why are you called 35yeros?
08/10/2009 207 <35yeros> i can do anything for 35 euros
08/10/2009 207 <bigboy94> o really, like what things?
08/10/2009 208 <35yeros> just stuff
08/10/2009 209 <bigboy94> how old are you?
08/10/2009 209 <35yeros> 15
08/10/2009 20:40 <bigboy94> o im 41 is that ok?
08/10/2009 20:41 <35yeros> so your into younger girls?
08/10/2009 20:41 <bigboy94> i guess you could say that
08/10/2009 20:42 <35yeros> why do you like younger girls?
08/10/2009 20:44 <bigboy94> the are innocent and have tighter pussies
08/10/2009 20:44 <35yeros> cool
08/10/2009 20:45 <bigboy94> yea to bad its illegal for someone like me to be with you
08/10/2009 20:48 <35yeros> huh?
08/10/2009 20:48 <bigboy94> just sucks that i cant suck you =)
08/10/2009 20:52 <35yeros> lol what do you mean
08/10/2009 20:52 <bigboy94> i want to suck your little clit
08/10/2009 20:53 <35yeros> my what lol?
08/10/2009 20:55 <bigboy94> that little spot on your pussie that pleases you
08/10/2009 20:56 <35yeros> which part?
08/10/2009 20:56 <bigboy94> the little part near the top, havent you ever played with your self?
08/10/2009 20:58 <35yeros> wait where exactly?
08/10/2009 20:59 <bigboy94> is anyone home with you?
08/10/2009 21:00 <35yeros> my parents are gone and my brothers asleep
08/10/2009 21:00 <bigboy94> want me to show you something?
08/10/2009 21:01 <35yeros> sure
08/10/2009 21:01 <bigboy94> what do you have on?
08/10/2009 21:02 <35yeros> just my underwear
08/10/2009 21:02 <bigboy94> will you do as i say?
08/10/2009 21:02 <35yeros> i guess
08/10/2009 21:13 <bigboy94> ok take off your underwear
08/10/2009 21:13 <35yeros> all of it?
08/10/2009 21:13 <bigboy94> yes
08/10/2009 21:14 <bigboy94> ok now get your finger wet and put it on the outside of your pussy
08/10/2009 21:16 <bigboy94> then rub up and down until it feels nice
08/10/2009 21:17 <35yeros> ok
08/10/2009 21:17 <bigboy94> does it feel nice?
08/10/2009 21:17 <35yeros> lol yes
08/10/2009 21:18 <bigboy94> gosh you have gotten me so hard, i want to play with your pussy right now
08/10/2009 21:18 <bigboy94> are you really wet?
08/10/2009 21:19 <35yeros> yea it feels so good
08/10/2009 21:20 <bigboy94> would you meet me somewere so i can suck your pussy all night long?
08/10/2009 21:20 <35yeros> my name is Micheal johan of the FBI child safety services division. your ip has been logged and this chat session has been saved as evidence. we have determined that you have been in violation of law pertaining to the solicitation of a minor and sexual grooming of a minor and facilitating illicit acts with a minor. A warrant for your arrest for these crime will be issued. if you believe this to be a mistake, please stay online.
08/10/2009 21:23 <bigboy94> this cant be real
08/10/2009 21:23 <35yeros> hello sir, i am john your arrest councilor.
08/10/2009 21:24 <bigboy94> what the fuck
08/10/2009 21:24 <bigboy94> i didnt do shit
08/10/2009 21:25 <35yeros> sir we have evidence that you violated the following laws: sexual solicitation of a minor and sexual grooming of a minor and facilitating illicit acts with a minor
08/10/2009 21:26 <bigboy94> i thought she said she was 18
08/10/2009 21:27 <35yeros> sir it is quite clear you thought you were talking to a 15 year old girl
08/10/2009 21:29 <bigboy94> so she came on to me, shit why does it even matter, i wasn't serious
08/10/2009 21:29 <35yeros> sir it is clear that you had intent to have sex with a minor.
08/10/2009 210 <bigboy94> I WASNT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH HER
08/10/2009 210 <35yeros> is that an official statement sir?
08/10/2009 211 <bigboy94> fuck you!! you probably dont even know who i am
08/10/2009 212 <35yeros> we can trace anyone's ip sir.
08/10/2009 214 <35yeros> sir?
08/10/2009 214 <bigboy94> please dont do this
08/10/2009 215 <bigboy94> my mom will kick me out and i wont have anywhere to live
08/10/2009 215 <35yeros> sir it is my job to arrest people like you.
08/10/2009 216 <bigboy94> there isnt anything i can do?
08/10/2009 216 <35yeros> well....
08/10/2009 216 <bigboy94> what? ill do anything
08/10/2009 216 <bigboy94> really anything please dont do this to me
08/10/2009 217 <35yeros> there is one thing you can do if you want this case to "fall through the cracks"
08/10/2009 217 <bigboy94> what???
08/10/2009 217 <35yeros> take a picture of yourself smiling holding a sign that clearly shows the date and navigate to 4chan.org and then click the little /b/ on top of the page, then post the picture with the message "i herd liek you mudkipz"
08/10/2009 218 <bigboy94> what?
08/10/2009 21:40 <bigboy94> whats 4chan?
08/10/2009 21:40 <35yeros> it is a site for people to admit there addictions
08/10/2009 21:47 <bigboy94> ok i did it... what now?
08/10/2009 21:48 <35yeros> im sorry sir, that does not look like a sincere enough smile, i am still going to have to file the arrest warrant.
08/10/2009 21:48 <35yeros> 35yeros has been disconnected 21:48
LOL ROFL ok so here the pic:
When in doubt, empty the magazine, They dont pay you to bring home bullets
HAHAHA!! This is fucking EPIC!
Rofl gg owned
I saw something similar to this before but EPIX
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ON /b/ XD!
nyan cat <3
ROFL! I LOL'D SO HARD!!!
HAAHHAHAH, WAT A LOOSER! lmfao
420 blaze it
there are no words for the amounth of pwnage
OMG!!! LOOOL Nice Job XD....!! ^^