Here are some stuff I found which are pretty funny imo, some more than the other but not everybody likes the same
- Whenever someone says "pls" because it's shorter than "please", I say "no" because it's shorter than "yes".
- Why do humans eat pie?
cos they cant eat rocks
- Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Iraq?
because there’s a Target on every corner.
- Every night i prayed to God for a new bike but then I figured God doesn't work like that, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead.
He: Finally, I've been waiting so long.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO, I don't even dear thinking about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course, very much!
She: Have you every cheated on me?
He: NO, Why are yu asking me?
She: Do you wanna kiss me?
He: Every time I got the chance.
She: Will you ever punch me?
He: Are you mad? I'm not like that!
She: Can I trust you?
Now read it from bottom to top.