Selling flour as cocain

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    Selling flour as cocain

    Ok I tried this on a friend. I suggest you not to try this on people you don't know or it might result in bleeding noses D:... As the titel says, I tried to sell flour as cocain. I just asked him at school if he wants some. Now here is the ICQ history (I am Homer):
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    John Cena ‎(15:17):
     tag
     
      Homer ‎(15:17):
     tach
     
      John Cena ‎(15:17):
     was  das?
     
      Homer ‎(15:17):
     nix
     
      Homer ‎(15:17):
     unwichitg
     
      Homer ‎(15:18):
     Wie gesagt...kokain kostet  doch nur 60€ anstatt 80€ und ich krigs wie gesagt auch nich immer  >.>
     
      John Cena ‎(15:18):
     was soll ich mit  kokain?
     
      Homer ‎(15:19):
     Ziehen oder weiterverkaufen  
     
      Homer ‎(15:19):
     ficke smily
     
      John Cena ‎(15:19):
     wie viel war das  in gramm?
     
      Homer ‎(15:19):
     uhhm
     
      Homer ‎(15:19):
     unter 10 denk ich  mal
     
      John Cena ‎(15:19):
     weniger als  10g?
     
      Homer ‎(15:19):
     ya
     
      John Cena ‎(15:20):
     lol
     
      John Cena ‎(15:20):
     wie  groß?
     
      Homer ‎(15:20):
     meinste jetz das ganze teil  zusammen?
     
      John Cena ‎(15:20):
     ja
     
      Homer ‎(15:20):
     3x2cm
     
      Homer ‎(15:20):
     ca
     
      Homer ‎(15:20):
     unterschiedlich
     
      Homer ‎(15:20):
     also 3cm lang und 2  hoch
     
      John Cena ‎(15:20):
     3-5 mal ziehen  haste gesagt?
     
      Homer ‎(15:21):
     ye
     
      Homer ‎(15:21):
     eher 3-4 mal   bei 5 bissel  wenig
     
      John Cena ‎(15:21):
     is man danach  schon hei?
     
      Homer ‎(15:21):
     DAs heißt high   naja nachem ziehn  ja
     
      Homer ‎(15:21):
     musste einteiln das  kram
     
      Homer ‎(15:21):
     und ich würd danach nix essen  für ca 2 stunden mindestens
     
      John Cena ‎(15:22):
     ich frage wen ob  er haben will
     
      Homer ‎(15:22):
     wen
     
      John Cena ‎(15:22):
     nehme selber  vielleicht auch was
     
      John Cena ‎(15:22):
     ka ma  sehen
     
      Homer ‎(15:22):
     Krig nur 1
     
      John Cena ‎(15:22):
     nich aus klae
     
      Homer ‎(15:22):
     glaub ich
     
      Homer ‎(15:22):
     Mal sehen
     
      John Cena ‎(15:22):
     ja dann teile ich  auf
     
      Homer ‎(19:07):
     So wollte das kram jetz  besorgen und naja...er meint er hat das kram nichmehr in ganzen teilen sonder  nurnoch in pulver...habs jetz trotzdem geholt...er meint is nich gestreckt ich  denk aber schon...sollte aber trotzdem funzen   preis is nurnoch 15€ is halt  weniger >.>
     
      John Cena ‎(19:10):
     kannste morgen  mitbringen?
     
      John Cena ‎(19:10):
     nehme  ich
     
      Homer ‎(19:11):
     k
     
      John Cena ‎(19:12):
     is das in tüte  oder dose?
     
      Homer ‎(19:12):
     tüte
     
      John Cena ‎(19:16):
     dann nehme ich  mir ne dose mit
     
      Homer ‎(19:16):
     aha
     
      John Cena ‎(19:16):
     falls tüte kaputt  geht oda sowas
     
      John Cena ‎(20:09):
     wenn ich kokain  in cola mache werde ich dann auch high?
     
      Homer ‎(20:09):
     Also wenndes frisst dann  gehts aber dauert länger   weiß nich wie wirkung is dann    ich würds nich  probiern
     
      John Cena ‎(20:10):
     dann rauche ich  das^^
     
      John Cena ‎(20:10):
     oda werde ich  high wenn ich spritze?
     
      Homer ‎(20:10):
     Ja spritz dir pulver  >.>
     
      John Cena ‎(20:11):
     oda mu man das  durch nase ziehen?
     
      Homer ‎(20:11):
     Ja man  nase
     
      John Cena ‎(20:11):
     nich durch  augen?
     
      Homer ‎(20:11):
     n/c
    Now I try to translate this for you in englisch:
    J = "John Cena", H = "Homer"
    J: Hi
    H: Hey. As I said, the cocain is just 60€ and not 80€. I can't always get it.
    J: Why do I need cocain?
    H: Use it or sell it...
    J: How many grams?
    H: Propably less then 10.
    J: Less then 10? lol. Which size?
    H: Do you mean the whole thing?
    J: Yes
    H: About 3x2cm. It's different.
    J: I can use this 10gram up to 5 times you said?
    H: Yes
    J: And then I'm "hei"
    H: It's "high" and yes, you will be after. I suggest you not to eat anything after using it for about 2 hours.
    J: I'll ask someone else if he wants it.
    H: Who?
    J: Dunno...
    H: I can just get it 1 time.
    J: I'll devide it.
    (A few hours later, I tried to create some fake cocain but failed hard so I just had the normal flour)
    H: I got the cocaine now and he said that he has just a few gramms left. It's only 15€ now and not impured.
    J: Can you bring it with you tomorrow?
    H: Ok
    J: Is it bagged or canned?
    H: Bagged
    J: So I'll take a can with me. The bag might break.
    H: Ok....
    (One hour later)
    J: Can I mix the cocain with coce? Will I still get high?
    H: Well...if you eat it it will take longer and I don't know if the effect changes. I wouldn't try it.
    J: So I'll smoke it^^ (Short break) Or I'll inject it in myself.
    H: Ye inject powder in your body >.>
    J: Or do I need to take it thought the nose?
    H: Yes...nose...
    J: Not the eyes?
    H: n/c
    Now he didn't write anything else. Let's see if he takes it for 15€. It's just a little bag of flour. I'll edit this thread tomorrow.
    Edit: He bought it for 15€ and asked for some weed...

    Last edited by Daniel999; 06-16-2010 at 01:06 PM.

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    If he's doing so, he's more dumb than he seems to me while reading through his log

    GL on that tho

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    J: So I'll smoke it^^ (Short break) Or I'll inject it in myself.
    H: Ye inject powder in your body >.>
    J: Or do I need to take it thought the nose?
    H: Yes...nose...
    J: Not the eyes?

    XD omg he s dumb or is making himself dumb!

    And pure WiN if he does buy. D:

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    Ok he just looked at and and bought it for 15€
    About 2 hours later in our school break he was asking if I could get weed for him xD
    I told him that I can ask for some. If he doesn't get that this one was just flour, I'll sell some tee-pack to him as weed.

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    LOOOOOOOOOOL that guy is dumb D: I bet Flour has nothing to do with cocain.. (Never saw but I think Cocain is softer than flour..)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaskame View Post
    LOOOOOOOOOOL that guy is dumb D: I bet Flour has nothing to do with cocain.. (Never saw but I think Cocain is softer than flour..)
    Cocain: Cocain-3.jpg I hope you know how flour looks Well, most of the time the cocain is a bit "oily" and a little bit wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel999 View Post
    Cocain: Cocain-3.jpg I hope you know how flour looks Well, most of the time the cocain is a bit "oily" and a little bit wet.
    you can easily taste the different when licking your finger after putting it a little bit into the white stuff
    at least I've seen it in the movies
    and you can definitely taste flour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-räi View Post
    you can easily taste the different when licking your finger after putting it a little bit into the white stuff
    at least I've seen it in the movies
    and you can definitely taste flour.
    Ye that's true, but he won't taste it (I hope) He's dumb . Real cocain tasts a bit sourly but I didn't try it myself.

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