Just posted that +18 as a heads up. I don't consider them +18, but some of the jokes posted here are "dirty".
- Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
- Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.
- A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So you're the one who took our phone book..."
- 2 blondes walk into a building. Wouldn't you think at least one of them would have seen it?
- Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years, the job still sucks.
- A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked into the store. The three women decide to hide in 3 potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says: "Oh, it's only a cat" Then he kicks the second bag, and the redhead says: "Woof, woof", the cop says: "It's only a dog". Finally he kicks the third bag, and the blonde says: "potato".
I found an app for my iPhone called "18,000 cool jokes" and most of them aren't funny, but I picked out some of them. When I read more funny ones, I'll favourite them, and add them to this thread. Hope you laughed at some or all of them