Jokes [Some are +18]

This is a discussion on Jokes [Some are +18] within the Entertainment board part of the General category; Just posted that +18 as a heads up. I don't consider them +18, but some of the jokes posted here ...

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    Jokes [Some are +18]

    Just posted that +18 as a heads up. I don't consider them +18, but some of the jokes posted here are "dirty".

    • Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
      A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
    • Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
      A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.
    • A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So you're the one who took our phone book..."
    • 2 blondes walk into a building. Wouldn't you think at least one of them would have seen it?
    • Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
      A: After 10 years, the job still sucks.
    • A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked into the store. The three women decide to hide in 3 potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says: "Oh, it's only a cat" Then he kicks the second bag, and the redhead says: "Woof, woof", the cop says: "It's only a dog". Finally he kicks the third bag, and the blonde says: "potato".




    I found an app for my iPhone called "18,000 cool jokes" and most of them aren't funny, but I picked out some of them. When I read more funny ones, I'll favourite them, and add them to this thread. Hope you laughed at some or all of them
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    Lol they aren't really 18+ worthy imo
    But some of them are funny xD


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadlySpeed View Post
    Lol they aren't really 18+ worthy imo
    But some of them are funny xD
    In the app they stood under the category "Dirty jokes", and I thought I'd give a heads up
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    Hehe Poseidon likes dirty jokes xP


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    Who dont like dirty jokes?
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    I don't like them.
    Don't know, I think I just don't find them amusing.
    It's a matter of taste.

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    There you got your answer


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devic3 View Post
    I don't like them.
    Don't know, I think I just don't find them amusing.
    It's a matter of taste.
    So you don't laugh at dead baby jokes?

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    Lol'ed at the First post and Stroh xD

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