[Funny] Rastaman sunbathing story. [EPIC FUNNY]

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Hey guys, I found this joke somewhere, and when I first read it, it was A LITTLE hard to understand, but was funny nonetheless.

Here it is

A Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach in Folly Port Antonio.
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>>> He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with
the newspaper he was reading.

>>> 'Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?'
>>> Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, 'A bird.'

>>> The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep. When he woke up,
he was in the Portland hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him
what happened.
>>> The Rasta said, 'Mi nuh know. I mon was lying on de beach, an dis
likkle gal asked me a question, den I mon.... mussah doze off an next
ting I man know is I mon deh ya.'

>>> The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
'What did you do to that naked Rasta?'
>>> After a pause, the girl replied,
>>> 'me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all.. Me was a play wid him bird
an it spit pon me.
>>> So, me bruk it neck, cracked it two egg dem, and set de nest pon
fire!'