[Funny] Rastaman sunbathing story. [EPIC FUNNY]

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    Talking [Funny] Rastaman sunbathing story. [EPIC FUNNY]

    Hey guys, I found this joke somewhere, and when I first read it, it was A LITTLE hard to understand, but was funny nonetheless.

    Here it is

    A Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach in Folly Port Antonio.
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    >>> He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with
    the newspaper he was reading.

    >>> 'Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?'
    >>> Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, 'A bird.'

    >>> The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep. When he woke up,
    he was in the Portland hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him
    what happened.
    >>> The Rasta said, 'Mi nuh know. I mon was lying on de beach, an dis
    likkle gal asked me a question, den I mon.... mussah doze off an next
    ting I man know is I mon deh ya.'

    >>> The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
    'What did you do to that naked Rasta?'
    >>> After a pause, the girl replied,
    >>> 'me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all.. Me was a play wid him bird
    an it spit pon me.
    >>> So, me bruk it neck, cracked it two egg dem, and set de nest pon
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