(WARNING: mature language)The Orginal chat logs from BloodNinja Log 1&2

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    Exclamation (WARNING: mature language)The Orginal chat logs from BloodNinja Log 1&2

    these are Orginal and and really old mIRC chat's
    i believe his name is andrew
    what this person does. goes to Sex chats. starts a convo and then totaly makes it into bullshit. and starts trolling them.
    These are old classics from when there was a time that Every one used mIRC.

    Chatlog:#1
    sweet17: Hi
    bloodninja: hello
    bloodninja: who is this?
    sweet17: just a someone?
    bloodninja: A someone I know?
    sweet17: nope
    bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    sweet17: well sorrrrrry
    sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
    bloodninja: why?
    sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
    bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
    sweet17: yes?
    bloodninja: look Iím sorry. Iím just a little paranoid
    sweet17: paranoid?
    bloodninja: yes
    sweet17: of what?
    sweet17: me?
    bloodninja: No. Iím in hiding.
    sweet17: LOL
    bloodninja: Donít fucking laugh at me!
    bloodninja: This shit is serious!
    sweet17: What are you hiding from?
    bloodninja: The cops.
    sweet17: gimme a fucking break
    bloodninja: Iím serious.
    sweet17: I donít get it
    bloodninja: The cops are after me.
    sweet17: For what?
    bloodninja: Iím wanted in three states
    sweet17: For???
    bloodninja: Itís kindof embarrasing.
    bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    sweet17: You are fucking sick.
    bloodninja: Send me your picture.
    sweet17: why?
    bloodninja: so I know you arenít one of them.
    sweet17: One of what?
    bloodninja: The cops.
    sweet17: Iím not a cop i told you
    bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
    sweet17: hold on
    bloodninja: Hurry up.
    bloodninja: Are you there?
    bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
    sweet17: Hey sorry
    sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
    bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    bloodninja: Werenít you!?
    sweet17: thats not it
    bloodninja: Then what?
    sweet17: I donít want to send you the picture cause Iím not pretty
    bloodninja: Most cops arenít
    sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
    bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
    sweet17: fine. Whatís your e-mail?
    bloodninja: Just send it through here.
    sweet17: alright *PIC*
    sweet17: Did you get it?
    bloodninja: Hold on. Iím looking.
    sweet17: That was me back in may
    sweet17: Iíve lost weight since then.
    bloodninja: I hope so
    sweet17: what?!?
    sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
    bloodninja: Did it?
    sweet17: Yes. Iím not that much smaller than that now.
    bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    sweet17: yes
    bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
    sweet17: kks
    bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    sweet17: this isnít you.
    bloodninja: Iíll be damned if it ainít!
    sweet17: You donít look like that.
    bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
    sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
    bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
    bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guyÖ.
    bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
    sweet17: Go fuck yourself
    bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
    bloodninja: Now my unit wonít get hard for a week.
    sweet17: I shouldnít have sent you that picture.
    sweet17: Youíve done nothing but slam me.
    sweet17: you hurt me.
    bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesnít hurt me?
    sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
    bloodninja: Why would I do that?
    sweet17: I canít believe that cops are after you
    bloodninja: I canít believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
    bloodninja: Youíd break both of his legs.
    sweet17: Youíre a fucking wanker!
    sweet17: Iíve been teased my whole life because of my weight
    sweet17: and you make fun of me when you donít even know me
    bloodninja: Ok. Iím sorry.
    sweet17: No you arenít
    bloodninja: Youíre right. Iím not.
    bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
    sweet17: Iím done with you
    bloodninja: Aww. Iím sorry.
    sweet17: Iím putting you on ignore
    bloodninja: Wait a sec
    bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
    bloodninja: Wanna start over?
    sweet17: No
    bloodninja: Iíll eat your kitty
    sweet17: Youíll what?
    bloodninja: You heard me.
    bloodninja: I said Iíd eat your kitty.
    sweet17: I thought you said you couldnít get it hard after seeing my picture
    bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
    sweet17: Iíd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
    bloodninja: Well Iím not like most men.
    bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
    sweet17: Like what?
    bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
    sweet17: I donít know
    bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
    sweet17: Iím afraid to
    bloodninja: Why?
    sweet17: cause
    bloodninja: cause why?
    sweet17: well lets see
    sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
    sweet17: doesnít that seem strange to you?
    bloodninja: Nope
    sweet17: well its strange to me
    bloodninja: Fine. I wonít do it if you donít want me to
    sweet17: I didnít say that
    bloodninja: So is that a yes?
    sweet17: I guess so.
    bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
    bloodninja: Are you willing?
    sweet17: What do you need me to do?
    bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
    sweet17: ???
    bloodninja: When I start to go limpÖ you say ďHARRRR!!!Ē
    bloodninja: ok?
    bloodninja: Hello?
    sweet17: You canít be serious
    bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
    bloodninja: Itís my fantasy.
    sweet17: this is retarded
    bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
    sweet17: Yes I want it.
    bloodninja: Then youíll do it for me?
    sweet17: sure
    bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
    bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
    bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
    bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
    bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
    sweet17: mmmm yeah
    bloodninja: uh oh Ögoing limp.
    sweet17: Har
    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
    bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
    bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
    bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
    sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
    bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
    bloodninja: going limp
    sweet17: HARRRRRRR
    bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
    bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
    bloodninja: going limp
    sweet17: this is stupid
    bloodninja: Östill limp
    bloodninja: Do it!
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy appleÖ
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
    bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabinÖ
    bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
    bloodninja: Ögoing limp again.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    bloodninja: Say it!
    bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

    Chatlog:#2 1/2
    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?
    Chatlog:#2 2/2
    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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    "bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
    bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs."

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    yea best parts are
    sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
    bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
    sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
    ..
    bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
    sweet17: Har
    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
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