I LOVE postal 2
You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!Guns don't kill people. I do!Im really gonna bust if I dont take a piss immediately.I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like videogames.You probably think I'm not a nice person.I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! Big sinner. Yup!Stupid library book, bitch can't even read.Only my wepon understands me!Sign this petition or I follow you home and kill your dog!Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?Today is the first day of the end of your lifes!Whoever designed this town was on serious crack.