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Climber survives 1,000 foot fall, and stands up with minor injuries. WTFFFFF
I cannot believe how lucky some people are in this world. This guy stands up and starts looking at his map right after the fall as if nothing happened. -_-
Er, I doubt it. He probably fell like 10 feet, and exaggerated his ass off. That's impossible :/
I know I'm a party pooper D:
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Pfft, I first buy a plane ticket at 8am, I then sharpen a pencil on the way to the plane. Once I am on the plane, I then use that sharp pencil to stab people's throat so that way they can not scream while they die (makes it a lot less stressful.) Next I move onto the captains area, and kick the copilot out the emergency door, without a parachute. Lastly is the pilot, in which case I then puncture the lung cavity, and jam my thumb into his eye. Then carefully slowly pulling it out without severing the optic-nerve, I turn the eye towards his body so he can watch himself die. Then I redirect the auto-pilot towards my city, so the plane will fly over my work.
When the plane is above Starbucks (right across the street from my work) I then grab a parachute and skydive into the parking-lot. I fold up the chute, and leave it in a random truck bed (or a car with an open window.) I order a tall peppermint mocha, and drink it inside to relieve my mind of what exactly just happened within the past 30 minutes. After I finish the coffee, I walk outside. Since my work is across the street, and I don't want to walk because I don't like waiting at the stop light for the green-man to show up. So instead, I walk in front of the nearest car, and of course they honk. I act pissed off, so that way they get of the car to argue back. While he is walking up, I reach in my pocket, and grab the pencil (while in my pocket,) This is crucial, he can not know I have the pencil. As I pull my hand out, I fling the pencil in his direction. All this happens within 1-2 seconds. The pencil then gets stuck in his throat, and he can't yell for help because the pencil is in his vocal cords. I then throw his body into the back seat, and drive away. As we pull up the light, I I see him pull the pencil out of his throat, and write on paper "Why?" --- I just smile.
When the light changes, I floor it. As the car is peeling out across the intersection, I rip the center-console out, and stick it on the pedal. This way the car will continue to fly down the street as I open the door, look back at him and say "Thanks for the lift." When I get up after my tuck-n-roll, I watch as the car smashes into another car, head-on, going 90 mph. I get up, brush the dust off my shoulders, straighten my tie, and walk the 5 feet to my parking-lot.
That is how I get to work, everyday.
On topic: too bad there isn't any footage of the fall, it would have been quite entertaining.
My father felt 200meters a few years ago... it didnt go so well but he is still alive.
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