Climber survives 1,000 foot fall, and stands up with minor injuries. WTFFFFF

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    Question Climber survives 1,000 foot fall, and stands up with minor injuries. WTFFFFF

    Climber survives 1,000 foot fall, and stands up with minor injuries. WTFFFFF



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    I cannot believe how lucky some people are in this world. This guy stands up and starts looking at his map right after the fall as if nothing happened. -_-




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    Er, I doubt it. He probably fell like 10 feet, and exaggerated his ass off. That's impossible :/

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    Pfft, I first buy a plane ticket at 8am, I then sharpen a pencil on the way to the plane. Once I am on the plane, I then use that sharp pencil to stab people's throat so that way they can not scream while they die (makes it a lot less stressful.) Next I move onto the captains area, and kick the copilot out the emergency door, without a parachute. Lastly is the pilot, in which case I then puncture the lung cavity, and jam my thumb into his eye. Then carefully slowly pulling it out without severing the optic-nerve, I turn the eye towards his body so he can watch himself die. Then I redirect the auto-pilot towards my city, so the plane will fly over my work.

    When the plane is above Starbucks (right across the street from my work) I then grab a parachute and skydive into the parking-lot. I fold up the chute, and leave it in a random truck bed (or a car with an open window.) I order a tall peppermint mocha, and drink it inside to relieve my mind of what exactly just happened within the past 30 minutes. After I finish the coffee, I walk outside. Since my work is across the street, and I don't want to walk because I don't like waiting at the stop light for the green-man to show up. So instead, I walk in front of the nearest car, and of course they honk. I act pissed off, so that way they get of the car to argue back. While he is walking up, I reach in my pocket, and grab the pencil (while in my pocket,) This is crucial, he can not know I have the pencil. As I pull my hand out, I fling the pencil in his direction. All this happens within 1-2 seconds. The pencil then gets stuck in his throat, and he can't yell for help because the pencil is in his vocal cords. I then throw his body into the back seat, and drive away. As we pull up the light, I I see him pull the pencil out of his throat, and write on paper "Why?" --- I just smile.

    When the light changes, I floor it. As the car is peeling out across the intersection, I rip the center-console out, and stick it on the pedal. This way the car will continue to fly down the street as I open the door, look back at him and say "Thanks for the lift." When I get up after my tuck-n-roll, I watch as the car smashes into another car, head-on, going 90 mph. I get up, brush the dust off my shoulders, straighten my tie, and walk the 5 feet to my parking-lot.

    That is how I get to work, everyday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Pfft, I first buy a plane ticket at 8am, I then sharpen a pencil on the way to the plane. Once I am on the plane, I then use that sharp pencil to stab people's throat so that way they can not scream while they die (makes it a lot less stressful.) Next I move onto the captains area, and kick the copilot out the emergency door, without a parachute. Lastly is the pilot, in which case I then puncture the lung cavity, and jam my thumb into his eye. Then carefully slowly pulling it out without severing the optic-nerve, I turn the eye towards his body so he can watch himself die. Then I redirect the auto-pilot towards my city, so the plane will fly over my work.

    When the plane is above Starbucks (right across the street from my work) I then grab a parachute and skydive into the parking-lot. I fold up the chute, and leave it in a random truck bed (or a car with an open window.) I order a tall peppermint mocha, and drink it inside to relieve my mind of what exactly just happened within the past 30 minutes. After I finish the coffee, I walk outside. Since my work is across the street, and I don't want to walk because I don't like waiting at the stop light for the green-man to show up. So instead, I walk in front of the nearest car, and of course they honk. I act pissed off, so that way they get of the car to argue back. While he is walking up, I reach in my pocket, and grab the pencil (while in my pocket,) This is crucial, he can not know I have the pencil. As I pull my hand out, I fling the pencil in his direction. All this happens within 1-2 seconds. The pencil then gets stuck in his throat, and he can't yell for help because the pencil is in his vocal cords. I then throw his body into the back seat, and drive away. As we pull up the light, I I see him pull the pencil out of his throat, and write on paper "Why?" --- I just smile.

    When the light changes, I floor it. As the car is peeling out across the intersection, I rip the center-console out, and stick it on the pedal. This way the car will continue to fly down the street as I open the door, look back at him and say "Thanks for the lift." When I get up after my tuck-n-roll, I watch as the car smashes into another car, head-on, going 90 mph. I get up, brush the dust off my shoulders, straighten my tie, and walk the 5 feet to my parking-lot.

    That is how I get to work, everyday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Pfft, I first buy a plane ticket at 8am, I then sharpen a pencil on the way to the plane. Once I am on the plane, I then use that sharp pencil to stab people's throat so that way they can not scream while they die (makes it a lot less stressful.) Next I move onto the captains area, and kick the copilot out the emergency door, without a parachute. Lastly is the pilot, in which case I then puncture the lung cavity, and jam my thumb into his eye. Then carefully slowly pulling it out without severing the optic-nerve, I turn the eye towards his body so he can watch himself die. Then I redirect the auto-pilot towards my city, so the plane will fly over my work.

    When the plane is above Starbucks (right across the street from my work) I then grab a parachute and skydive into the parking-lot. I fold up the chute, and leave it in a random truck bed (or a car with an open window.) I order a tall peppermint mocha, and drink it inside to relieve my mind of what exactly just happened within the past 30 minutes. After I finish the coffee, I walk outside. Since my work is across the street, and I don't want to walk because I don't like waiting at the stop light for the green-man to show up. So instead, I walk in front of the nearest car, and of course they honk. I act pissed off, so that way they get of the car to argue back. While he is walking up, I reach in my pocket, and grab the pencil (while in my pocket,) This is crucial, he can not know I have the pencil. As I pull my hand out, I fling the pencil in his direction. All this happens within 1-2 seconds. The pencil then gets stuck in his throat, and he can't yell for help because the pencil is in his vocal cords. I then throw his body into the back seat, and drive away. As we pull up the light, I I see him pull the pencil out of his throat, and write on paper "Why?" --- I just smile.

    When the light changes, I floor it. As the car is peeling out across the intersection, I rip the center-console out, and stick it on the pedal. This way the car will continue to fly down the street as I open the door, look back at him and say "Thanks for the lift." When I get up after my tuck-n-roll, I watch as the car smashes into another car, head-on, going 90 mph. I get up, brush the dust off my shoulders, straighten my tie, and walk the 5 feet to my parking-lot.

    That is how I get to work, everyday.
    There would be no emergency door in the captain's area. Also, the black bar in a pencil is graphite, which is easily breakable, and since human skin is actually very tough, the pencils lead would break the first time you drove it in someone throat. Also, people without vocal chords can still gurgle, which would arouse suspicion, and would therefore foil your plan.

    Sorry.

    On topic: too bad there isn't any footage of the fall, it would have been quite entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin View Post
    There would be no emergency door in the captain's area. Also, the black bar in a pencil is graphite, which is easily breakable, and since human skin is actually very tough, the pencils lead would break the first time you drove it in someone throat. Also, people without vocal chords can still gurgle, which would arouse suspicion, and would therefore foil your plan.

    Sorry.

    On topic: too bad there isn't any footage of the fall, it would have been quite entertaining.
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    My father felt 200meters a few years ago... it didnt go so well but he is still alive.
    Miracles happends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glupus View Post
    My father felt 200meters a few years ago... it didnt go so well but he is still alive.
    Miracles happends.
    Religious you?

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