Hendrik, the FBI Guy MSN Chat

hendricius · #1 08-26-2007, 08:49 PM

Ok as I have abot 200 people already on my hendricius@fbi.gov I decided to post this recent funny chat. I am "Hendrik". I do not know who the other guy is.

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(6:15:51 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Honestly...
(6:15:58 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: You work for the FBI?
(6:17:44 PM) Hendrik: hello
(6:17:47 PM) Hendrik: yes
(6:17:54 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: How the....
(6:18:04 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Why did I add you O-o
(6:18:12 PM) Hendrik: I do not know
(6:18:26 PM) Hendrik: I am Chief Super inspector Hendrik K.
(6:18:36 PM) Hendrik: Maintaining another secret project, D3scene.com
(6:19:34 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: What about that site?
(6:19:42 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: You want to shut it down?
(6:19:47 PM) Hendrik: Sorry, I can not tell you
(6:19:52 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Come on....
(6:19:58 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: I don't even know them.
(6:20:02 PM) Hendrik: We have recieved serious Hacker Attacks on our main server....
(6:20:14 PM) Hendrik: That's why I am inspecting that Website.
(6:20:22 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Sweeet...
(6:20:43 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: I honestly don't know how I have you added...
(6:20:51 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Im from the UK.
(6:21:38 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: So you think someone from that site might have done it?
(6:22:42 PM) Hendrik: yes
(6:22:49 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Hmmm...
(6:22:51 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Cool.
(6:23:08 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: So if your not meant to tell me... why are you telling me O-o
(6:23:39 PM) Hendrik: beccause we are currently checking your Internet Connection and host-data to keep a conversation up with you
(6:23:59 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: O-O
(6:24:07 PM) Hendrik: to compare your IP-Data with the IPs recorded.
(6:24:07 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: what.....
(6:24:18 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Why...
(6:24:21 PM) Hendrik: Afterwards we will scan your harddrive for suspicous malicious files
(6:24:37 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Now your getting creepy...
(6:24:49 PM) Hendrik: As we found the term "Osama" in the cache of your connection
(6:25:10 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: ...?
(6:25:49 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Well...
(6:25:58 PM) Hendrik: I recommend you to delete those warez as fast as you can .....
(6:26:04 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: I haven't done anything wrong so whatever..
(6:26:39 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: There is no warez on this computer...
(6:26:53 PM) Hendrik: There is certainly in the cache of your harddrive
(6:27:45 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: My harddrive?
(6:27:59 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Wait If you know who i am...
(6:28:06 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Whats my name O-o
(6:28:40 PM) Hendrik: I need to go now. We are soon done with the checks and send an agent to your home.
(6:31:31 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Im gonna go watch some TV
(6:33:39 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Say goodbye?
(6:33:43 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: So I can leave?
(6:35:06 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Hendrik?
(6:36:47 PM) Hendrik: you can continue your humanic activities, yes
(6:37:13 PM) Hendrik: as it is going to take some time until we are finally done with inspecting all facts
(6:37:41 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: Well. Ok. Talk to you later......
(6:37:50 PM) ^--«• Itachi •»--^: ~Byes