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    Funny things...

    I found a few funny...don't know what to call them, maybe statements or sayings, and decided to share it.

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!



    5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

    7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

    Hope you liked it,
    E.

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    eh has gone around on e-mail for years, 7/10 cause its still funny

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    hmm, maybe we could try this one :

    Terry had married a woman from America and
    bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the
    dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He
    said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
    to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given
    his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
    cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
    the
    next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
    were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told
    her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
    lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every
    meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
    didn't
    see
    anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
    and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
    bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a gardener.

    Greetz,
    E.

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    Hey wait a min... I've seen those somewhere before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by White-Ace View Post
    Hey wait a min... I've seen those somewhere before...
    Yes, on the other forum where I posted them.

    Greetz,
    E.

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    pretty cool stuff i remember when i used to say this heaps "Can I ask you a question? hehe lol
    Half of everything is luck.

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    lol i didn't know them and i really laughed

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