Realy Sick Joke, But Funny As Hell!!

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    Realy Sick Joke, But Funny As Hell!!

    Ok so this young girl wanted to go to the mall with her friends so she decided to ask her father to borrow his car, so she goes and asks him "hey dad can i use the car", he stops to think about it for awhile, so he makes up his mind and says "ok, but u gotta suck my dick first" She realy wanted to go so she agreed, so the old man sticks his cock in her mouth, as soon as he does she gags and pukes on the floor, "why does your cock taste like shit" so the old man tellls her "ooh ya i forgot, your brother already has the car"

    LOL i know its sick but the first time i heard it i laughed my ass off, lol some old drunk told me this one in the bar like a month ago.


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    oh god thats disgusting

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    lol it is but... its funny as hell, cant tell me u didnt laugh a little.

    I think that if u laughed at this u should give me some rep ;P
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    smelly cock FTW?

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    that is sick man... 1- incest 2- gay sex 3- wtf??

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    rofl lmao i laughed but this is disgusting but i love jokes like these and racist ones too
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    Heard it before, but on Swedish, a bit funny. But too disgusting in my opinion.

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    I'll admit it, I laughed :p
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    should give me some rep ;P
    no one "should" give u rep, you told the joke because u wanted to, not because people should give u rep.
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