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    16 quotes from the boys in blue

    These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:



    #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."



    #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."



    # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."



    #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."



    #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."



    #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"



    #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"



    #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket."



    #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether You are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"



    #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey crap."


    #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."





    #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."



    #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"



    #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."



    #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

    AND THE WINNER IS...
    #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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    LOL, those are good! lol, I wanna hear an officer say that just once


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    get pulled over and maybe u will

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    *gg* nr 11, 9 and 1 are especially awsome XD

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    /agree with Sarinha! It's OWN!

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