How to relieve stress in class

TheVanquished · #1 07-10-2008, 12:37 PM

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

dog_keeper · #2 07-10-2008, 12:42 PM

hahaha~~nice nice!!!
+rep

i Got one. Flirt with the teacher.
it's what i normally do

Stroh · #3 07-10-2008, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dog_keeper

hahaha~~nice nice!!!
+rep

i Got one. Flirt with the teacher.
it's what i normally do

Oo

i'm scared Oo you flirt with males? or with old ugly females?

dog_keeper · #4 07-10-2008, 12:58 PM

lol!
well..let me rephrase that..
lets put it..
Making fun of the teacher by flirting with her
80% of the teachers where i'm from are females

TheVanquished · #5 07-11-2008, 11:04 AM

lol how do u make fun of her while flirting with her?

dog_keeper · #6 07-11-2008, 11:10 AM

well..it's kinda hard to say :0 and im bad at expressing

whop1337 · #7 07-11-2008, 11:35 AM

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[BLACK]-IrEX · #8 10-05-2008, 02:20 PM

HAHAHA I might try that sometime when I get back to school from holidays

Glupus · #9 10-05-2008, 04:49 PM

lol number one works everytime

Serverman · #10 10-05-2008, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dog_keeper

hahaha~~nice nice!!!
+rep

i Got one. Flirt with the teacher.
it's what i normally do

Hmm our teachers are either male or looks like a horse

Dicko · #11 10-14-2008, 02:05 PM

loool funny stuff there vanquished! >.< no 10 cracked me up the most lol

TheVanquished · #12 10-15-2008, 03:56 PM

haha glad u had a good laugh =)

Serverman · #13 10-15-2008, 04:03 PM

Hmm we didnt need to put the permanent markers by the whiteboard... The teacher managed to do it by himself XD GJ!

Now we have a blue dot on the board XD

TheVanquished · #14 10-18-2008, 08:52 AM

haha it happens sometimes to my teachers too but all they needed to do was to take a real whiteboard marker, shade on the permanent marker stains and use the duster to rub it all off =)

Serverman · #15 10-18-2008, 12:22 PM

He used his hand XD stupid teachers XD

TheVanquished · #16 10-19-2008, 05:30 AM

lol u mean he used his hand to try and rub it off?

Serverman · #17 10-19-2008, 12:27 PM

Yeah

dog_keeper · #18 10-19-2008, 12:39 PM

We use Chalk =.= im living in third world country

WinneR · #19 10-19-2008, 01:42 PM

We use chalk too :/

Serverman · #20 10-19-2008, 10:17 PM

We used chalk until i started high school