I'd just like to start out by saying I am 22-0 in street fights and none of u would beat me irl. You would go to punch me and I would grab your arm, turn you around, and put you in a rear naked chokehold and make u tapout. I've been training various forms of UFC including tapout and affliction for years now. Among many of my nicknames, "Dr. Swole", "GSlick", "MR. P I M P", the one that sticks out the most is "John Cena." You know why they call me John Cena? Because I'll make you SHUT YOUR MOUTH. (Thats john cenas signature move btw, for all you losers who dont watch wrestling LOL)
I was browsing d3scene earlier with my mouse in one hand and curling a 60 pound dumbell in the other and I saw some weeaboo furry anime lover comment that they could beat me in a streetfight. LOL. You must be kidding me bro. I laughed so hard I accidentally spilled the protein shake I had sitting on the table all over myself and dropped the 60 pound dumbell on my toe (didnt hurt tho)
I was going to record some sweet vids for the d3scene community of my fighting abilities, but when I was shadowboxing in front of my camera the force of the wind from the punches knocked my laptop off my desk and broke my camera. I'll see if my mom can record some cool vids of my UFC skills on her phone later this week.
LMAO @ anyone on here who thinks they could beat me in a street fight, literally. If any of you keyboard warriors wanna taste of these fists backed by the force of 20 inch pythons on ur FACE my inbox is open to any street fight invitations in the Michigan area, or as I like to say, YOUR DEATH WISH.
So next time you wanna be a big tough guy online. Remember who ur talking 2 bro.