1Are you gay?
2) 2 Haxx and a donkey you are
3) Are you a hobo?
4( how much money do you hav?
5) give me your exact adress so I can come and stalk you?
6) Am I teh sex?
7) you gief me nudez?
8) is my sig really true?
9) because if it is spamm and you get bigger penis¨
11) Are you a republican?
12) GODDAMIT I WANNA SCREW A LASSY!
13) sexy tho ..
14) are you a fucking p00f?
15) FUCKING P00F!
16) what does p00f mean?
18) yep I know you are.
19) really I do.
20) no don't hide it.
22) Lol Funkey disturbd ryme.
23) I'm off to switzerland in a coupe days any good funny TV series or movies?
24) Nothing that is scary I can't watch it I have A phobia that makes me freaked out of scary stuff, and not just really scary stuff, but like pg 13 stuff makes me totally freak out.
25) lol i'm bored bye.
26) I WONDER HOW MANY PERCENTAGE OF THESE QUESTIONS ARE NOT QUESTIONS?
1)Unless you are, no.
2)IH OOOONH (donkey noise)
3)Depends on how pretty the woman who pays for me is.
4)You couldn't count it on your fingers noob. Unless you have LOTS of hands.
6)No you are not the sex unless you are a woman.
7)Wait in line.
8)I don't know I can't even read the last word. Learn to write...
9)My penis is big enough. I guess those kinds of sentence only works with small penis.
10)Why are you happy? It makes me sad....
11)NO NO NO NO.
12)Go ahead and try. I'm pretty sure lassy wouldn't even want.
13)Yes...considering you can't get anything else.
14)Whats a p00f?
16)It means IM A FUCKING GAY FUCKER THAT FUCK EVERY FUCKING THING THAT FUCKING MOVE.
18)Already answered that, homo.
19)Well considering you are a retard, I don't care.
20)I wouldn't expose myself in this thread if I had something to hide, noob.
21)Try using spaces, NOOBZORZINTHAWOODFINDAFOXNFUCKHIM
22)Yeah.. you should drop out of school and start a poet carreer.
24)Rent hostel, it will be funny. And send me a video of yourself watching it =).