Ask BlueIsImba

[Loioster]

i am imba right ?
And you like pies ?
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1)If you are blue, then yes,
2)I BELIEVE I CAN FLY.

[Kevin]

He's 20 years old and he still likes Banananana I mean Bananaana i mean Bana I mean Banananananana I really mean banana phone?
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You gor it right. Banana phone is tha shit.

[Kevin]

is my english good?
did you vote for me when I wanted to become mod?
are you a sonofabitch?
where do you live?
can I kill you?
can I be as gay as you?
really?
am I good at english?
am i?
am i?
Am I stupid?
how much for a cookie?
It took me 8.96546 seconds to write this, can you do it faster?
am I to precise?
am I just actin random?
do you like cheese?
Do you like lama shit?
do you like to see hoes?
Do you like pie?
Do you like pie?
Do you like pie?
Do you like pie?
Do you like pie?
Is it true?
do you hate me know?
I gief you rep point and you make me god kk?
Are you really 20?
am I really 4346434634?
are you gay?
Is this getting fucking boring?
did you every try drawing you vagina?
can i render it for you?
You definetly hate me now, eh?
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1)Not that bad, I haven't notice any particular mistakes but note my english is far then perfect too...(Yes I'm a damn french)
2)I don't remember but I think so.
3)If you meant sonotabitch then yes. I hope it was a typo.
4)Quebec.
5)Wait in line, sir.
6)If you aren't gay, then I guess maybe one day.
7)OREALLyz
8 )Decent.
9)Decent.
10)Decent.
11)Humm if you consider asking the same question three time and expecting the answer to change, then yes.
12)I'll answer this question in exchange of a cookie. Deal? AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PUTING SOME PUBIC HAIR IN IT.
13)Yes, I do mind typing. (My fingers don't touch the keyboard)
14)No, nothing is too precise for me.
15)Yes you are...you are under my control.
16)Yes but too much makes you sick. *BELIEVE ME*
17)As much as you do.
18 )I like seeing them but what's better then touching?
19)I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY.
20)RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE TUTUTUTU
21)DING DONG DING DONG BANANA PHONE
22)I GOT THIS FEELING, ITS SO APPEALING
23)FOR US TO GET TOGHETER AND SING, SIIING!
24)Yes, I hear songs in my head.
25)I always hated you.
26)Does god really need reputation? And can a guy with a naked man as an avatar become the most important man in the universe? I doubt so..
27)Yes.
2No.
29)My back hurts, and man, number your question next time, god could get confuse. (god is me for thos eof you who didn't understand)
30)I don't have a vagina but if I did, I would try to rape myself. (Assuming I would have a penor too...)
31)No, for I don't even have a vagina.
32)No, you are cute. Aycaramba got some competition there.

[gnometass]

1#do u really suck in wow?
2#how did u knew i was the god of slaves?`have u beant my slave thotgh so....u really gotto work faster my baby slaves worked faster than u!
3#do u promise to work faster now and dont eat so mutch of the other slaves food?
4#have u seen terminator?
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1)I guess I do...but man that game is so unrealistic like wtf. They ask me to bring back naga head but lol, I have to kill 10 of them to actualy find one. How can a naga don't have a damn head? Grrrrr...
2)I know it because I'm god. Stop dreaming, your baby slaves are actualy what we call hallucination.
3)Scary, you are.
4)No and you shouldn't. Try seeing a movie called :'' I got some hallucination, I think I'm crazy, HELP ME''

[Kevin]

1) how the fuck can I be cute? Do you think I'm the guy on my avatar?!
2)Did you ever try to make ice cream from 200 years ago?
3) if you haven't, DON'T! I'm sick in bed now.
3) why haven't you ever answered the question " do you like pie?" instead of just singing like a hoe about bananana Phone.
4) When you get really excited when you think your gonna get a new com or something and its just a pile of books, what do you do?
5) WAZABOOM AAAAAHHH!!!!! OMFGWTFBBQ ALIIIAAAANNNNSSSSS COOOMMMIIIINNNNGGGGGG!AAAAANNNNND THEEE FUUUCKKINNNG GREEEEEEEKKK GOOOODS TTHHINNNKK WE ARRREEE TITTTAAANNSSS ANDDD WANNNA FFUUFUCCCK US UUUUPPP SOOO BAAAAD SOOO WEEE WOOUUUULD LOOOOOKK LIKKKKE OOOMFGWTFBBQ!!!!
6) Question number five made no sense, right?
7) how old am I?
8 ) How many letters are there in my WoW password?
9) now answer this question and DON'T start singing about banananana phone. do you like pie?
10) I became god but everybody just thinks I'm Jesus! Hèlp!
11)Ever drunk water from a tap in Africa? Do it. It makes you feel good.
12) OHNOESBITCHESHOESOMFGWTFPWNTWWWWAAAAHBBQ!
13) How the hell do you answer these questions so well?
14) if your god, move my computer to the TV room by yourself.
15) if your to lazy I'm not gonna worship you.
16) Things here have turned into OMFGWTFBBQ question now?
17) what does FTW mean?I know people saw its for the win or for the one but thats just bullshit "for the one" Probably isn't even a sentence.
18 ) Now I've gotten all fooken seriooos.
19) every try bowling your moms dresser or you dads wardrobe?
20) I have and I cant move.
21) BAHBAHBAHREEEALYOHWAZAT?
22) I don't know ut I'm kinda getting used to these random questions, are you?
23) can you please make my GM application be accept on WoWAxxo? Its Mrdudus's dirteh <GM> Application on Illidari. NOT NETHERS.
24) will you join me on WoWAxxo the all free realm? realmlist is login.wowaxxo.com and registration can be found at their homepage, WoWAxxo - The Premium Burning Crusade Server Experience ok?
25) WHY THE FUCK EVERYTIME YOU GO SHOOTING A GUN IN A STALL ITS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE?
26) EVERYTIME I THINK I FINALLY GET TO HACK A WOW ACCOUNT OR GET FREE PORN MOVIES IT JUST TOTALLY FUCKS UP AT THE LAST LIMIT?!
27) I don't actually look at porn movies. I just make them look funnier on my iMovie.
2 <<<<<COWSPWNTYOUBBQ>>>>>
29) W00H HAIRY INDIAN CURRY BBQ SEX!
30) MONGOLIAN GREASY GANG BANG¨
31) that was just stuff from me and my friend doing mad libs.
32) I SAW YOU AND YOU HAV A FAT SWEATY RUSSIAN CHODE!
33) TEEEHHHHHHHHHHMWAHAHAHAHA!
34) OMFG NOOOOB OFC SUM COMP WID AYACARAMBA IS GOING ON HERE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM FUCKING POSTING HERE?
35) How many Centimetres is you cock?
36) really?!
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1)Well you changed your avatar since you wrote that but I think the new guy is you.
2)They didn't even eat ice cream before man, there were no freezer. Noob.
3)Melted ice cream for the win.
4)I hit the person in the face and I tell them ''You'll feel my wrath soon, you just pissed off God'' They usualy run away after.
5)CHA CHA CHA, CHARMAN.
6)Yes it did, it had such a deep meaning man, I'm impressed.
7)You are 16 I think but you sound like a 8 years old girl in her PMS. (Joking )
8 )There are no letters, only ********.
9)Barbecue Chicken.
10)Tell them you are not my son and that I have imbued you with my powers.
11)LOL funny one
12)YOU JUST COOKED A BITCH ON THE BARBECUE? MURDERER. (Good job!)
13)How many time will I have to say it, I'm god. I guess you have alot to learn from me, retard.
14)Do you really think I have nothing better to do? I have to clean up all Loloister and Volund post.
15)I'm not lazy, just very very busy.
16)Yeah well everything is about you murdering a bitch on your barbecue I guess.
17)It means for the win or Fuck the walrus.
18 )OH NOZ! THATZ NOTTA QUESTIONZ
19)Yeah, it was ton of fun.
20)Amen.
21)I think you are possessed.
22)Yeah this is being fun . I'm getting used to post random answers too .
23)Sorry, I'm not sure this is your destiny.
24)Sorry I'm already paying for the game but you could join me on Ursin =).
25)Because the governement is evil.
26)How about you pay or make one yourself, you lazy bastard. And then you want to be a GM? Tsss, don't try to follow my path.
27)Haha, send me one =).
2So the bitch as just morphed into a cow....pretty impressing !
29)Omg the bitch cow is having sex with an indian on the BBQ?
30)Okay, now I'm seriously wondering about your sanity.
31)Oh, then I'm wondering about your friend's sanity.
32)Funny how I'm not russian lol.
33)You laugh like a russian, are you sure you aren't the guy in question 32?
34)Aycaramba is my acolyte, he's everywhere.
35)You probably meant meters not centimeters?
36)rEalYZZZ

[x-play]

What is TFT?
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TFT is an abreviation for The Frozen Throne, which is the expansion pack to Warcraft III Reign of Chaos.

[Blarg]

Will teenage mutant ninja monkeys kidnap m chocalate cake and smear al ov my bed and then jump out of my window and cause 5 car crashes??i have to know!!!...plz
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The answer is in your heart, son.

[Loioster]

1)You like pies ?
2)you wannabe a pie ?
3)Are pies sexy ?
4)Pie stinks ?
5)Pie is good ?
6)Pie ?
7)are u a pie ?
am i a pie ?
9)do u belive u can fly with pies ?
10)Does kows like pies ?
11)have a pie ever fuckd another pie and maked baby pies ?
12)If a pie fucks a pie and make pies and they get fucked by a dog what u have then ?
13)Orc, Night Elf, Undead, Human, Random, Why not "Pie" ?
14)wanna make war3 clan called Pie ?
15)PIE !?
16)pie mom-pie ugly-pie cool-pie drunk-pie pie-pie Geek-pie super-pie flying-pie Fat-pie ?
17)Are you sure ?
1O'RLY !?
19)Rly rly ?
20)Super sure ?
21)Super super sure ?
22)Very super giga much sure ?
23)Loioster is imba ?
24)if i was a animal what was i ?
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1)RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE TUTUTUTUTU DING DONG DING DONG BANANA PHONE
2)Why would I be a pie when I'm god...
3)Man, if I had to chose between three naked bitch and a pie, I would pick the pie.
4)Depends wh omake them.
5)Are you trying to make me crazy?
6)Yes you are...
7)No.
No, pie are sexy, you aren't.
9)I BELEIVE I CAN FLY WITH PIES, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY WITH PIES
10)Eh?
11)How do you think they are so many pies.. of course they did.
12)You
13)Would be great. Grunt would be replace by lemon pie, head hunters by apple pie, heros would like be HUGE PIES with ice cream on top.
14)I don't play warcraft anymore.
15)That is the question.
16)What about you-pie
17)Yes
1to 22)Yes
23)In his stupidness, yes.
24)You would be a pie, dumbass.

[WaitForUfo]

Czy swiecą mi się stopy ?
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Where is the stock store?

[WaitForUfo]

Nope ^^

Why i double post ?
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Too piss me off?

[WaitForUfo]

Why i double post ?
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If you think that asking the same question twice will make the answer change, then the answer is because you are dumb.

[Loioster]

Sorry man, this post took too much place I had to delete it with my god powers.

[Volund]

1)I always wanted to know what is sexier between boxers and briefs?
2)Is bendik gay?
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1)Why wear boxers when you can wear nothing?
2)I don't know much about his sexual orientation but I know he's an idiot. Stop talking about this guy, he's never going to come back, get over it.

[Glupus]

why do i like grapes?
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Because you are a pirate and everyone know pirate and grapes goes togheter. What a noob question.

[Blarg]

1)Why do monkeys eat flies?
2)Why do people eat at least one spider each year while they sleep?
3)Do you know what nasa area code is?
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1)Because I couldn't picture a monkey running after a zebra.
2)Because we all sleep, sometimes, the mouth open.
3)Yes I do, it's the code you add before entering a phone number. I guess NASA as a special one. As Volund said, 281 is for Texas and 321 is for Florida.

[Volund]

and Blueisimba doesnt respond anymore...
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Pretty scary. I didn't respond for a total of three days because I spent all my available time deleting all the non-sense post you made with your friend in my topic. If you hadn't notice I deleted about 25 post when I clearly said this is a question only topic.

Sorry if I sound a bit pissed, but the thruth is I am....Thank you in advance for your understanding.

[Blarg]

k lol whats my shoe size!!? if you get this right im gonna get scared lol
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[PlayerOne]

Can you get a namechange if your not a premium member?
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Try to PM Hendricus, I'm pretty sure he would so it for free if you ask nicely. (Especialy if you have 34 Reputation )

[KaMiKaZe]

1) Why does your family hate you?
2) Why does your mom keep calling me?
3) why do you smell like rotten fish
4) why did i get a phone call saying i'd die in 7 days
5) Are you my bioloigcal father? if not who is
6) Does the average american really consume over 2 pounds of rat hair a year through beef and beef like products?
Why doesn't my mommy love me
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1)Because I answer dumb question asked from very dumb people.
2)Because she wants you to stop asking me question.
3)Because I'm near you.
4)Because I'm near you.
5)Which one of your two father are you talking about?
6)Not only rat hair.
7)Where is number seven lol, people keep on forgetting number.
She loves you, she told me. Don't cry..I don't like seeing people become emo.
(Oh and, if I'm mean, thats because I just got a phone call from my ex...rawr <3)

[Blarg]

why are there leechers?
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Because it makes the world go round. If there were no leechers, why would people make site?

[Dead]

1)What is your favorite type music?
2)What is your very band from that genre?
3)When did you learn how to make sig's and how?
4)What race are you?
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1)Metal, Rock, Alternative
2)I would consider Children of Bodom the best metal band ever except for the old Metallica.
3)I learned 3 years ago and I learned by closing my eyes real hard while crying in my bed. (No, my secret is no tutorials and hard practice)
4)Race? How about nationality? My race is alliance and I'm a quebecer.

[Volund]

I would like to appologize to BlueIsImba... and ask for his forgiveness.

why do i like cheese??

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1)Why should I be mad again?
2)Because it's rotten milk?

[KaMiKaZe]

do you want my diablo 2 haxzor tool?
do you think my sig is pwnage?
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1)YES. Add me on MSN. phil_brun11@Hotmail.com
2)Yeah it's very nice .

[Apocalypses]

Do you love me?
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I don't know you much, but from what I know about you, you are nice =).

[Dead]

1.Why do u consider CoB the best metal band and how old metallica? like from what album to what album?
2.Do u like shows such as 24, House, Bones, or prison break?
3.Whens the last time u read atleast one tutorial but never used it in photoshop? if u havent whens the last time u expermented with photoshop or learned something u didnt know before.

[Apocalypses]

What do you think when im saying '' I LOVE YOU BLUE! '', Please no gay

[Volund]

why is 300 my favorite movie
why did i go see "the simpson's movi