Ask BlueIsImba

[Pitbull]

1: Whats my favorite music?
2: How old am I?
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1: Rock, Metal
2: You are 17.

[Blaze]

How do i hack in to the FBI?
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Private information.

[gevorgkhc]

1)Know any good [symphonic] power metal bands?
2)Why the fuck do the window panes in 3DStudioMax randomly turn all black?
3)Should I give it a shot and make a decent anti-cheat for WC3, or will it end up like Hollywood Hack with me just wasting my time?
4)Wow, you just signed on MSN; coincidence!? I THINK NOT.
5)I'm planning to write a novel and might attempt to program a small game as a pastime. Gimme some good/original/leet character names.
6)I'm turning eleven in a month and two weeks; wanna come over and drink some free, nonalcoholic beer with me and my imaginary friend, Billy?
7)Why are college studies such a pain in the ass? Or should I say, why are the teachers such assholes....
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1)Not really but try Children of Bodom they are like ...perfect?
2)I really don't know I just downloaded that program too, it's complicated.
3)I don't know, it's all about what you want
4)I got a spy in your house, see it's not that much of a coincidence we download 3DStudioMax at the same time either.
5)Pick the Lenis, Molker the Monkey, Fat the Chief, Gasper the Ghost, do you really want me to keep going?
6)OH YES, I KNOW BILLY ! HE WAS MY BOY FRIEN...HUM.. MY BEST FRIEND TOO!
7)Because they are paid to be assholes.

[Kevin]

You suckz?
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I think not.

[Apocalypses]

Who do you talk to ?
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My imaginary friend Billy... who do you think -_-.

[SpiderPig]

1)Will Loioster get unbanned ?
2)Will i get my war3 account Loioster back ?
3)What is pass of Loioster ?
4)Whats my RL Name ?
5)Spiderpig's Own ?
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1)Why would you get rewarded for not following the rules.
2)No.
3)You don't want me to tell it here, right?
4)I bet you can't even remember it yourself for it's so ugly you prefer to ignore it.
5)Of course it does!

[Glupus]

hail!!!!!!!!! wtf are u doing right now??
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Answering a question some random pirate sent me.

[Blarg]

do i have airm pit hair?
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Even God can't unerstand your stupidity.

[Just-Poison]

does blarg have sexual fantises about undressing me in his mind?
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Why would he choose you over me? The answer is no.

[Volund]

1)why dont we bann any range/bendik/(insert banned account name here) clones who appear?
2)why do my feet smell like lake mud?
3)why does diabetes always Affect the people who dont deserve it?
4)what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
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1)Because they use IP Changers.
2)Because your feet aren't really feed. They are pieces of cheese your parent glued to your legs after eating them. Believe me.
3)I wonder....I guess life is a bitch, but don't let a bitch win over you.
4)Pwn that bitch

those really didnt help....

[Glupus]

blue wtf is Legion?? (i know its a game or something, but)
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A legion is an army, I think.

[Kevin]

Why does Posion always look like a giraffe and a hobo?
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Because being a girafe, he can't find a job so he's making money as a hobo.

[Apocalypses]

1)Wtf is Hobo ><?
2)Where were you from ?
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1)A hobo is a man who gets paid to go out and have sex with a woman/man. Basicaly that's what you are .
2)Quebec.

[Blarg]

Wuts better tmobile or at&t
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Depends on what are your need. Try googleing it.

[Glupus]

why did it take 1 hour to reformat my PC?? i havent don it in at least 4 years (never)
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I guess the second part of your question answers it.

[Blaze]

I lost my phone in my own house and have looked

-Under the couch
-In the couch (I cut open the bottom parents dont know yet)
-Behind spealkers
-everywhere in my room
-All draw's

I know it is in my house but where is it ?

Btw i tried calling it but it is on silent
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Keep searching in the place where it shouldn't be. If you have a brother or sister, ask them if they took it. You could also try to think of the last place where you've put it.

[Apocalypses]

If you know its silent, why the fuck are you calling it ;s ?
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Maybe because it's on on vibration and he hopes that he can hear the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[Volund]

1)do you make up stuff to answer us with??
2)why aint i rich if i work 50 hr weeks??
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1)Usualy not. Like I'm really God you know.
2)Because you work as a baby prostitute.

[Glupus]

why dont dexxter give me my cheese??
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Because you are a damn pirates and pirates don't eat cheese. Wow...go get some rome.

[Dougle101]

Why do I just want to live my life and not be bothered about anyone else?
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Because you are human? Oh and you are also a sick selfish bastard.

[Kevin]

1Are you gay?
2) 2 Haxx and a donkey you are
3) Are you a hobo?
4( how much money do you hav?
5) give me your exact adress so I can come and stalk you?
6) Am I teh sex?
7) you gief me nudez?
is my sig really true?
9) because if it is spamm and you get bigger penis¨
10) W00T!
11) Are you a republican?
12) GODDAMIT I WANNA SCREW A LASSY!
13) sexy tho ..
14) are you a fucking p00f?
15) FUCKING P00F!
16) what does p00f mean?
17) Gay
1 yep I know you are.
19) really I do.
20) no don't hide it.
21) SEXINDABEDWITHAWHOREONYAHEAD!
22) Lol Funkey disturbd ryme.
23) I'm off to switzerland in a coupe days any good funny TV series or movies?
24) Nothing that is scary I can't watch it I have A phobia that makes me freaked out of scary stuff, and not just really scary stuff, but like pg 13 stuff makes me totally freak out.
25) lol i'm bored bye.
26) I WONDER HOW MANY PERCENTAGE OF THESE QUESTIONS ARE NOT QUESTIONS?
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1)Unless you are, no.
2)IH OOOONH (donkey noise)
3)Depends on how pretty the woman who pays for me is.
4)You couldn't count it on your fingers noob. Unless you have LOTS of hands.
5)White house
6)No you are not the sex unless you are a woman.
7)Wait in line.
I don't know I can't even read the last word. Learn to write...
9)My penis is big enough. I guess those kinds of sentence only works with small penis.
10)Why are you happy? It makes me sad....
11)NO NO NO NO.
12)Go ahead and try. I'm pretty sure lassy wouldn't even want.
13)Yes...considering you can't get anything else.
14)Whats a p00f?
15)Of course.....
16)It means IM A FUCKING GAY FUCKER THAT FUCK EVERY FUCKING THING THAT FUCKING MOVE.
17)Homo
1Already answered that, homo.
19)Well considering you are a retard, I don't care.
20)I wouldn't expose myself in this thread if I had something to hide, noob.
21)Try using spaces, NOOBZORZINTHAWOODFINDAFOXNFUCKHIM
22)Yeah.. you should drop out of school and start a poet carreer.
23)Rent hostel...
24)Rent hostel, it will be funny. And send me a video of yourself watching it =).
25)Finaly.
26)Lots.

[zReapeR]

BlueIsImba I have some questions about you:

1. How you came to your Nick?
2. Why are you so fucking friendly?
3. Do you have a girlfriend?
4. How old are you?
5. Where are you from?
6. Do you play Wc3 personally/What is your Nick in wc3?
7. Do you drink?
8. Do you smoke?
9. Are you a lazy man?
10. Do you work?

I think it's enough =)
Answer pls =)

-Best regards, HauT-KrebS
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1)Once upon a time I was a hardcore warcraft player. On my way to become the best player of all time, I noticed many noob finded dumb reason for why they kept loosing. From the imbaness of night elf, to the weakness of orcs...I just thought they were totaly stupid for blaming the game. So I made that ironic name: BlueIsImba.
2)Cuz Im fucking l33t? And thanks by the way, I appreciate that =).
3)Not sure, lol. Woman are complicated. Imba..
4)Soon 20.
5)QUEBEC/CANADA...gangsta shit
6)I had stopped for a year but I just started again. My name is You-1N and I play on east.
7)Yeah. Tequilla is the shit =)
Yeah, but trying to stop. Cigars only and they are expensive...
9)Depending on what. Guess I'm not when it comes to moderating thread. You guys are a bunch of work =P.
10)Used to but I stopped for school. I'm starting Human Studies monday.

[Diesel]

Why does my cat shed so much and make me get a cold ?
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Cause you didn't feed him for 3 years and he's mad and planing to kill you.

[horaz]

How many post have you deleted in this thread?
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Over 30. Sadly.

[Diesel]

Why is my index toe bigger then my big toe?
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Because you are a mutan.

[Loioster]

1.How are you
2.Are you fine
3.Why are you fine
4.Why did you make a topic where people spam and still your fine
5.HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL
6.You wanna fuck a goat
7.You dont want +rep
8.Why not
9.i give you anyway
10.Do you like pie ?
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1.Fine, well I was until I read this post =P.
2.Yeah, answer didn't change since the last two seconds.
3.Because I'm listening to good music and because I'm going to a party tonight !
4.It's not spam....don't you realise that all these question are SOOOOO smart.
5.PRETTY
6.Hum, if goat=woman, yes.
7.I do! It makes me look so l33t and I want to have more then Kamikaze .
8.I WANT !
9.Thanks =)
10. DSAKLHFKADSHTLKRDHGUFGLISDHLKGHLSJGILSDJGLHDKJAGHO REBRTW

[t0pline-]

can i get banned for using lossbot?
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You can if you don't use it with moderation. Go read Loioster's Abusing guide for more information.

[BlameTheGame]

As I respect you I would like to hear your opinion on;

1.What do you think about the whole, uhm, discussion with my power abuse(?)?

2.What would you say to, that I'm considering stopping being moderator here ?

3.What's your opinion about the whole phase CE is going through atm, please read this before answering

http://www.bwhacks.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27052

4.What do you think about my nick change ? What would fit best, Ares, Invision or Divinity, or do you have a better suggestion ?

5.Am I too strict on people sometimes ? Regarding to moderation..

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I just want to say aawwwwww, I respect you too .
1)I think range deserved to be ban. You just didn't do it the right way. You obviously did a mistake but everyone can do mistakes when losing their temper. I have myself lose my temper because of range which had never happen before in my forum life history (wow uber nerd)

2)I would ask you if you were crazy and I would become emo. Seriously, that's your choice but I think people like you. Well at least, I do. I've known you for sooooo long.

3)CE has been going downhill but things are GOING to change. We've had a staff meeting and we dis