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    Joke thread!

    Everyone post a joke each? I'll start :



    A 3 year old boy saw at his balls in the shower.
    He says: "Mom is this my brains?"
    The mom reply: "Not yet soon, not yet." :biggrin:

    Its a bit old but still^^

    Your turn!


    €: I know that my jokes are bad >_<
    Last edited by Malish; 10-29-2008 at 12:23 PM.
    " [28-09, 00:51] Matt: I use wire brushes on my grill, she likes it."

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    What's the difference between leechers and a bucket of shit?

    Answer : The bucket
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    in a convent are living 100 nuns.
    suddenly one says:
    "I found a condom!"

    99 nuns:
    "oooooooh!"
    One nun:
    "hihihihihihihi!"

    The first nun goes on:
    "it was already used!"

    99 nuns:
    "ooooooooh!"
    One nun:
    "hihihihihihihihi!"

    Then the first nun said:
    "And the condom has a leakage!"

    99 nuns:
    "hihihihihihihihi!"
    One nun:
    "ooooooooooooooh!"

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    hm...
    allright...

    the bear walking in the forest
    he see the burining in fire car
    He sit in the car and burned dawn O_O

    (bad english)

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    A bee = Bi in Danish.

    A Bi is probably Bisexual. <---- HAHA xD
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    No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

    1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

    2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

    3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

    4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

    5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

    Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

    So Windows is not a virus.

    It's a bug.

    Haha, I use both mac and PC, but I love that joke.

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    Ok I need to revive this xD Since its most Males on this forum lets have some jokes about us

    What is the smallest book in the world? - What Males know about females.

    How many men does it take to screw a light bulb ??
    Answer: One…Men will screw anything..

    What do you call a man with an IQ over 50?
    Answer.... A genius

    Why is blonde jokes so short?- So men can remember em
    What does a man and a beer bottle have in common? They are empty from the neck and up.
    How do you say if a man is happy? Who cares?
    How many men you need to get a new roll of toilet paper? Who knows? it havent been tested yet.

    WHats the difference between ET and a male? ET called home.
    What did god say after crating the man? Shit I could have done it better >.<
    How does a man help with the housework? He lift his feets
    What does a man mean to share the house work 50-50? You make food/ I eat, you clean/ I make the mess
    How do you get a man to do sit-ups?? put the remote between his toes.

    was in a hurry when i translated this xD
    " [28-09, 00:51] Matt: I use wire brushes on my grill, she likes it."

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    Your mom is a living evidence that dinosaurs didnt excinct yet.

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    A penis, tomato, and a potato walk into a bar.
    They all sit down, the potato says " I have it bad, they mash me into mashed potatoes"
    The tomato says " You have it bad? They smush and smash me into tomato juice."
    The penis says " You guys have ti bad? They put a bag over my head, put me in a dark closet, and bounce me up and down til I puke"

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