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    Men are happier people

    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE




    NICKNAMES

    • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
    • If Matt, Dave and Bill go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


    EATING OUT

    • When the bill arrives, Matt, Dave and Bill will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


    MONEY

    • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


    BATHROOMS

    • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel
    • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


    ARGUMENTS

    • A woman has the last word in any argument.
    • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    FUTURE

    • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


    SUCCESS

    • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    MARRIAGE

    • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


    DRESSING UP

    • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


    NATURAL

    • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


    OFFSPRING

    • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
    • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

    SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humour and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.


    Sorry for small text i phail
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    so true ^^
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    Hahahaha I laugh
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    So true !

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    loled !
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    This is true art <3
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