Your Greatest quotes

[35yeros]

stop drinking that hateorade - unknow

point towards enemy - instructions printed on javiulen rocket launcher

i will mop the floor with you - al capone i belive?

i can speak french, in italian - the worlds most interesting man =)

i know a trator before he knows himslef - saddam hussien

This is how we do it in russia - unknown russia cosomanut

balls to the wall - shaka1337

explosive diherra, one of the joys of life - me =)

[MaG1C_5Hr00m5]

While making up funny pickup lines - "What i lake in size i make up for in speed and stamina".

[Glupus]

I knew a man who once said, death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.
- Gladiator

[Kevin]

"Life is like a raw light bulb, flickering. It has a bright early life, it only flickers once or so in a while, which represents a time of great pain or sadness. As time goes by, the light flickers more and more, representing old age, where your bones are weak and brittle, you can't even jog, you're strapped up to a hospital bed with tubes going up your nose. The final stage is when the room of life, goes dark. It represents death." - I just thought up of that one =D.

[MrDarkness]

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." - Jesse "The Body" Ventura

I'm a big pro wrestling fan, what can I say?

[SephX]

Taah Hee Hee - Michael Jackson

[mathametic]

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Do you need an excuse to have a war? I mean, who for? Can't you just say "You got lots of cash and land, but I've got a big sword, so divy up right now, chop chop

All from Terry Pratchett.

[Kaskame]

A friend of mine said:

"This fucking coke got huge BUGS" (Bigs like in-game) XD I laughed soo hard when I heard it ^^

"Life is like a raw light bulb, flickering. It has a bright early life, it only flickers once or so in a while, which represents a time of great pain or sadness. As time goes by, the light flickers more and more, representing old age, where your bones are weak and brittle, you can't even jog, you're strapped up to a hospital bed with tubes going up your nose. The final stage is when the room of life, goes dark. It represents death." - I just thought up of that one =D.

Nice !

[sush1]

"there is no spoon"

"p in v man! p in v!"

[dragon12dk]

by: meeeeee!

"To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world"