Yeah, in this thread i'll describe to you how to make a fly to your new pet.
It's actually really simple, and really fun xD
Okay, step one is to locate your fly and force it into a corner, preferably a window or something.
Then you'll need a glass or a jug to catch it.
After it's inside the glass/jug, you'll need to seal it, but make sure there's some holes in the sealer so it can breathe.
Then you want to put it in your freezer for approximately ~ 10minutes.
By then the fly will be deepfrozen, then use a thread and tie it around its neck.
After that, just wait until it wakes up.
PS: You need a long thread, maybe 4-5 meters long, otherwise it aint fun ^^
Then w00t? You have a new pet which flies around in a thread
Q What is a fly?
EDIT: Don't tie it to hard, otherwise his/her head will fall off :o