This is a discussion on Jokes within the General Chat board part of the General category; I was soo damn bored i decided to read some jokes online,yeah,and uhm here are some sites i found the ...
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."