How to keep a healthy lvl of crazyness at work:

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    How to keep a healthy lvl of crazyness at work:

    1. In the lunch you should sit in your car, with sunglasses and holding a heardryer pointed at the road. 10 points for every car hat slows down.
    2. Call up yourself on the speaker, try to NOT change your voice.
    3. Everytime someone ask you if you actully should do something, ask if they want pommesfries at the side of it.
    4. But the garabage can at your desk and mark it "IN"
    5. Fill the coffee machine with decaffeinated coffee for at least 3 weeks, when all have become accustomed to it, switch to espresso
    6. In the message field for all Weekly checkout, enter payment for sexual services.
    7. Finish all your sentences with: In accordance with the prophecy.
    8. Do not use ordinary characters as commas or periods in the letter, space bar should not be used
    9. DONT WALK.. JUST JUMP!
    10. Ask everyone you meet what gender they are, laughing hysterically as the answer.
    11. Hang a mosquito net around your desk, play jungle sounds on the pcn.
    12. At least 5 days before a meeting call and cancel with reason: Is not in the mood for it or that you have a headace.

    I looooooooooled while typing this xD Translated it from norwegian to english but i think all the points are there o.o

    Last edited by Malish; 12-21-2009 at 11:57 AM.
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    That was cool indeed . "DON'T WALK, JUST JUMP", this is the craziest healthy tip, LoL. Good Glupus, tips at work.
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    In the lunch you should shit in your car, with sunglasses and holding a heardryer pointed at the road. 10 points for every car hat slows down.
    I hope there is a typo in there
    My car is not leaking oil?
    Its marking its territory!

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    Yeah... its a typo xD
    " [28-09, 00:51] Matt: I use wire brushes on my grill, she likes it."

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    Epic!

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    4. But the garabage can at your desk and mark it "IN"
    lol so true
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    10. Ask everyone you meet what gender they are, laughing hysterically as the answer.
    Did that yesterday, got slapped

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    omfg
    quite funny
    and epic typo was epic. LOL

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    Call up yourself on the speaker, try to NOT change your voice.

    i loled!!! ))))

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