1. In the lunch you should sit in your car, with sunglasses and holding a heardryer pointed at the road. 10 points for every car hat slows down.
2. Call up yourself on the speaker, try to NOT change your voice.
3. Everytime someone ask you if you actully should do something, ask if they want pommesfries at the side of it.
4. But the garabage can at your desk and mark it "IN"
5. Fill the coffee machine with decaffeinated coffee for at least 3 weeks, when all have become accustomed to it, switch to espresso
6. In the message field for all Weekly checkout, enter payment for sexual services.
7. Finish all your sentences with: In accordance with the prophecy.
8. Do not use ordinary characters as commas or periods in the letter, space bar should not be used
9. DONT WALK.. JUST JUMP!
10. Ask everyone you meet what gender they are, laughing hysterically as the answer.
11. Hang a mosquito net around your desk, play jungle sounds on the pcn.
12. At least 5 days before a meeting call and cancel with reason: Is not in the mood for it or that you have a headace.
I looooooooooled while typing this xD Translated it from norwegian to english but i think all the points are there o.o