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    Guide:)

    this is a guied on how to steal
    1.go into the store
    2.choose your desierd item to steal
    3.grab it,and act interested in it
    4.act like your yawning
    5.then act like you need to take the sh** of your life
    6.quickly hide the item in your pants our/pocket
    7.go into the stall
    8.then,make noise like your having the crap of your life
    9.while doing step 8 open the item
    10.take the item and jolt!!!!




    lol this is probley the worst guied ever,so it works for me
    and it also works for people who want to go to jail!!!!!!!


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    Few problems .
    1) most toilets before them have them things with alarms.
    2) Security camera's are monitored all the time so they would most likely see you.
    3) Don't run you look guilty they would suspect something.
    4) Their are better ways to rob then this.
    5) me and my friend used to rob from sainsburys we packed bags with shit loads of pick n mix (£14 worth xD). Then we went the toilets filled out pockets w/e then walked out casually. We eventually got caught on the 14th time robbing, we got banned for life from the store but i still go their .

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    This actually made me laugh. +Rep

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    lol, i was lmao when i first read this xD

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    This actually could work...a couple years ago that is. Now they have sensors/signs that say "Please no merchandise beyond this point"

    Also, for us younger teens its freaking HARD to steal. Me and my friends were in a gas station just buying a couple monsters, and as we walked out the guy stopped us and searched my friend because he saw him put his cell phone in his back pocket -.-

    People are fucking dicks like that to us, we don't even do anything and they assume we're doing something wrong.

    I actually started cracking up, because when we got home I was talking about it with my friend and his dad overheard us, who is a cop so he went up there and bitched the guy out. What he did was illegal because he never saw us "take" anything(you have to actually see them put a candy bar or something in there pocket) also, it was still inside the store, you have to search them out of the store.
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    Or you can just shoot everyone in the store and take what you can and leave o.o?

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    haha. ive actually used this method before in longs drugs and places like that just to get packs of gum :p. but i had to go in the bathroom to take off the sensor thing

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    Lol stupid idea, but still funny. Their is better ways of stealing than this. =p
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    where do you buy gums??? i mean...i never saw a bathroom in a store, esxcept in restaurants or sometimes in boutiques ???

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    most actually have one but you have to ask one of the storeworkers to give you the key for it.

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