How to Fail at typing in English

[snocher]

This is the First message i sent to this retard after he made a total fail at typing. i had a little bit of a fight with him on a you tube video and then like literally 13 people came in and started telling him how stupid he is and what not. here Ill show you what i mean.
(the fight was over his grammar, he claims to be speaking perfect English)


to AFGStar2k8



haha nice man nice

Way to go stupid fuck, that's called getting raped by the internet. It wont happen next time if you just use English

From AFGStar2k8

listen lil fukin ugly fuka

gooo learn english first

den cum chat 2 me

ok and i just saw ur vid man u shud go 2 a plastic surgery ur face needs more then make up

okkk

and stop mailing me u ugly sad fukaa !!

fukin pussiooo

i dikslap yu and ur family kmtt!!!

to AFGStar2k8

Who the fuck are you talking to? i have no videos with myself in them so you know nothing of how i look.
"Go learn English first?" Do you know how ironic that is?

********corrections i made on your "English" grammar*********

listen lil fukin ugly fuka
*Listen little fucking ugly fucker*

gooo learn english first
*Go learn English first*-> its a capital E because its a noun

den cum chat 2 me
*then come chat with me.* -> you cant chat to a person.

ok and i just saw ur vid man u shud go 2 a plastic surgery ur face needs more then make up
*Ok and i just saw your video, man you should go see a plastic surgeon. Your face needs more then make up* -> you cant go to a plastic surgery. thats a thing not a place. im a guy.. i dont wear make up. do you wear makeup? Or is that just a line you stole from some girl and didn't realize it wouldn't offend a grown man with a wife?

okkk
*ok* -> there is only one K in ok.

and stop mailing me u ugly sad fukaa !!
*and stop mailing me you ugly sad fucker!!* -> its actually improper to use more that on "!" and you still fail at spelling

fukin pussiooo
*fucking -> what ever the other word is it doesn't translate to English from your retarded dialect. When i typed Pussiooo into google it asked what language i was trying to speak.

i dikslap yu and ur family kmtt!!!
*I will dick slap you and your family* Urban dictionary says
"KMT
THESE 3 WORDS STAND FOR KRAZY.MEXICAN.TAGGERS A CREW IN SOUTH MPLS 612 IN MINNESOTA....
IM FROM THE TAGGIN CREW KMT FOO!"

You are obviously the one who needs a lesson in English.

No one thinks your cool cause you put a u instead of you. it just shows your uneducated and lazy.

How much longer does it really take you to hit 2 extra keys. and if it takes you long then you should go back to school.

so this is the last message i will be sending you. i thought because everyone on that youtube video told you how stupid you are and that you should shut up. i thought that would have been enough to show you how stupid you sound no matter what you say.

so ill just leave you with one final message. Even if you do have something smart or creative to say everyone automatically thinks you're ignorant and annoying just by the way you type. typing like that will get you no where.

[<GM>Bumblebee]

wow that guy is worse then me lol,and i know i make like 5000 errors but that sucked

Thanks for posting! was a good laugh!

[Mads]

Funny, but "i" should always be capatalized when used by itself. "Here I go again." <-- correct. "Here i go again." <-- fail.

[snocher]

Funny, but "i" should always be capatalized when used by itself. "Here I go again." <-- correct. "Here i go again." <-- fail.

haha very true. im used to Word correcting that for me automatically. i was just trying to stress to him how horrible his grammar is and how much it annoys me.

oh and he is linked up there. His name will bring you to his youtube videos those are pretty fail also. They are stolen youtube videos from other users.

[ppxhack]

This is the first message I sent to this retard after he made a total fail at typing. I had a little bit of a fight with him on a youtube video and then like literally 13 people came in and started telling him how stupid he is and what not. here I'll show you what i mean.
(the fight was over his grammar, he claims to be speaking perfect English)


to AFGStar2k8

haha nice man nice

Way to go stupid fuck, that's called getting raped by the internet. It wont happen next time if you just use English

From AFGStar2k8

listen lil fukin ugly fuka

gooo learn english first

den cum chat 2 me

ok and i just saw ur vid man u shud go 2 a plastic surgery ur face needs more then make up

okkk

and stop mailing me u ugly sad fukaa !!

fukin pussiooo

i dikslap yu and ur family kmtt!!!

to AFGStar2k8

Who the fuck are you talking to? i have no videos with myself in them so you know nothing of how i look.
"Go learn English first?" Do you know how ironic that is?

********corrections I made on your "English" grammar*********

listen lil fukin ugly fuka
*Listen little fucking ugly fucker*

gooo learn english first
*Go learn English first*-> it's a capital E because it's a noun

den cum chat 2 me
*then come chat with me.* -> you can't chat to a person.

ok and i just saw ur vid man u shud go 2 a plastic surgery ur face needs more then make up
*Ok and i just saw your video, man you should go see a plastic surgeon. Your face needs more then make up* -> you can't go to a plastic surgery. that's a thing not a place. im a guy.. I don't wear make-up. do you wear make-up? Or is that just a line you stole from some girl and didn't realize it wouldn't offend a grown man with a wife?

okkk
*ok* -> there is only one K in ok.

and stop mailing me u ugly sad fukaa !!
*and stop mailing me you ugly sad fucker!!* -> it's actually improper to use more that on "!" and you still fail at spelling

fukin pussiooo
*fucking -> what ever the other word is it doesn't translate to English from your retarded dialect. When I typed Pussiooo into google it asked what language I was trying to speak.

i dikslap yu and ur family kmtt!!!
*I will dick slap you and your family* Urban dictionary says
"KMT
THESE 3 WORDS STAND FOR KRAZY.MEXICAN.TAGGERS A CREW IN SOUTH MPLS 612 IN MINNESOTA....
IM FROM THE TAGGIN CREW KMT FOO!"

You are obviously the one who needs a lesson in English.

No one thinks your cool cause you put a u instead of you. it just shows you're uneducated and lazy.

How much longer does it really take you to hit 2 extra keys. and if it takes you long then you should go back to school.

so this is the last message I will be sending you. I thought because everyone on that youtube video told you how stupid you are and that you should shut up. I thought that would have been enough to show you how stupid you sound no matter what you say.

so I'll just leave you with one final message. Even if you do have something smart or creative to say everyone automatically thinks you're ignorant and annoying just by the way you type. typing like that will get you nowhere.

I fixed most of your text. I didn't correct all the lower case letters in the beginning of the sentences.
You also have to place some commas.
You are making a lot of basic mistakes :s

[Vearb]

... correct.

If I remember correctly the first letter of the first word of a sentence should be written capitalized.

... fail.

Same.

... capatalized

Fail.

These errors makes everyone, me aswell.
Nothing against you, ZoPro
I am sure I made here some errors also. :O

Edit: Ppxhack, you forgot some.

This is the First message i sent to this retard after he made a total fail at typing. i had a little bit of a fight with him on a you tube video and then like literally 13 people came in and started telling him how stupid he is and what not. Here Ill show you what I mean.
(the fight was over his grammar, he claims to be speaking perfect English)

[Kaskame]

He is a nigga D:

[tromelow]

These errors makes everyone, me aswell.
Nothing against you, ZoPro
I am sure I made here some errors also. :O
Edit: Ppxhack, you forgot some.

You gotta be kidding, aren't you? Just in case you weren't, here's the correct version lol:
Everybody makes these errors, me as well (as well isn't the best option here though)
Second line is fine, but the third is not :
I am sure I also made some errors here.

And @threadstarter: I don't know you; maybe I will even attract much of Tracky's mighty anger, but still: You shouldn't laugh at others whilst failing yourself, really so. Again, I see barely any grammar mistakes in your "victim's" sentences - he is (ab)using slang, abbreviations etc. but his grammar is predominantly correct.

[Kaskame]

He maybe was a kid, and kids write like a |_337

[Devic3]

gooo learn english first
*Go learn English first*-> its a capital E because its a noun

Wrong explanation. Nouns normally written lowercase. E.g. 'English' is an exception.