Chuck Norris Jokes

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    The title of this thread should be changed to "Chuck Norris FACTS"

    EDIT: Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Last edited by Ryan; 01-26-2011 at 03:49 AM.


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    Chuck Norris invented the hamburger by roundhouse kicking a cow through a chain-linked fence.


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    Quote Originally Posted by xxtaylorxx View Post
    Chuck Norris invented the hamburger by roundhouse kicking a cow through a chain-linked fence.
    I just pictured a cow being flung hella fast through a fence, like when Spongebob ran through a fence hahaha


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    A few i Google searched.
    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
    Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
    Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, He's already following you.
    Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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    I chuckled out loud at the Giraffe one hahahahah


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    Chuck Norris can listen to a whole Diam's album.

    (Diams is a basically bald french female rapper than is the n.1 cause of suicide in France.)

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    ^^^ Diam's sucks, its like the Lil Wayne of USA .. just gay

    "Chuck Norris understood the movie Inception"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    ^^^ Diam's sucks, its like the Lil Wayne of USA .. just gay

    "Chuck Norris understood the movie Inception"
    Of France* you mean. And bish, I unnerstud Inception.

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    No I meant Lil Wayne is in USA .. Diams is France's Lil Wayne haha


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    Chuck Norris uses a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark,
    but because the dark is afraid of him.

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