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    Well, my father actually was an investor for this site, it's like a new google but i use it to screw with the guides they help you with search results, it's like prank calls without the cops!

    i'm doing more with a friend i'll keep editing



    BABIES!

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    Status: Connecting ...
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide: Barbara(54837)
    Barbara(54837): Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hello
    Barbara(54837): Hi how are you
    You: great.
    Barbara(54837): what actually are you looking for
    You: I'm having an open house next saturday and I was looking to make some delicious chip dip. My grandma ma's recipe requires one baby fetus but i'm looking to spend less than 20$ USD
    Barbara(54837): ok
    Barbara(54837): I don't think they sale baby fetus
    You: You sure, theres this one shop down the road, Saint Jhones Nursery, but sadly they are quite expensive.
    Barbara(54837): All i am seeing is adoptions and information on baby fetus about how a fetus is so many weeks
    You: Hm, sorry to here that thanks for the help, think i could just adopt one cheap then use it? it's not a fetus so it would have to be very young...
    Barbara(54837): I'm sorry I don't think i can help you can try and search again and get a different gude they might be able to help you
    You: Ok, Thanks
    Barbara(54837): by
    You: Buh bye

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    Chicken Poop

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    Status: Connecting ...
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    Status: Connected to guide: Ken(84170)
    Ken(84170): Welcome to ChaCha!
    Ken(84170): Hi
    You: Hello,
    Ken(84170): How may i assist you?
    You: I'm looking for large amounts of chicken poop. Speccifically for my garden. Were may i purchase some?
    Ken(84170): sure
    You: Thanks very much Ken
    You: ells all-natural lip moisturizer, body moisturizer molded into a tin, and vegan deodorant. (Products contain no chicken poop.) Also sells "Got Poop?" themed clothing. is what that says
    You: Hmm, i suppose i'll i'll have to look elsewere thank you for your help Ken


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    Drunk, Kidney (this person gave up)

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    Status: Connecting ...
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    Ring: ...
    Status: Connected to guide: Lisa(21205)
    Lisa(21205): Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hello Lisa
    Lisa(21205): Hello
    Lisa(21205): May I locate a few web sites for you?
    You: Yes please
    Lisa(21205): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
    You: I'm looking for a transplant, i'm tottaly wasted almost every day, my kidney's almost gone, need a new one my family hates me
    Lisa(21205): Please hold and I will locate a few sites for you.
    You: Thanks
    You: So... do you like being a Guide?
    Lisa(21205): Thank you for using ChaCha!
    Status: Session ended.

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    Mother Teresa

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    Status: Connecting ...
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    Ring: ...
    Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(77376)
    Jennifer(77376): Welcome to ChaCha!
    Jennifer(77376): Hi
    You: Hello
    Jennifer(77376): What can I get you in regards to your search?
    You: I'm looking to purchase the corpse of mother teresa, she has always been my idol, ever since i was at the nunnery
    You: and she owes me 20$
    Jennifer(77376): As she is buried at a private cemetary, I do not think you would be able to purchase her body
    You: Oh, really?
    Jennifer(77376): yeah, very sorry about that
    You: May i get a google earth map of the location and some good shovel selling sights?
    Jennifer(77376): That will have to be another search... simply put search in the query section at the top of the page... have a great night!
    Jennifer(77376): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
    Status: Session ended.

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    DOGZ

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    Status: Connecting ...
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    Ring: ...
    Status: Connected to guide: Sonya(26692)
    Sonya(26692): Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hello Sonya
    You: How are you?
    Sonya(26692): hi
    Sonya(26692): Can I look up something for you
    You: yes
    You: I was looking to find a dog fur sweater, it must be from dead dogs i find it makes the fur a much nicer quality
    You: But alive dogs i will settle for
    Sonya(26692): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
    You: Ok
    Sonya(26692): One moment please
    You: ok
    You: Any pre made ones so i can savor the death of mans best friend? I dont have a dog i have a pet rock
    Sonya(26692): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
    Status: Session ended.

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    Tree Bark

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    Status: Connecting ...
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    Status: Connected to guide: Terri(80470)
    Terri(80470): Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hello Terri
    Terri(80470): Hello.
    You: I was looking to buy some treebark pants for a tree festival this upcoming friday in my town
    Terri(80470): Are you looking to purchase pants or info about them?
    You: I was looking into buying a pair of tree bark pants
    Terri(80470): Ok, One moment while I find your results.
    You: Thanks
    Terri(80470): One moment please. I'm having a hard time finding your results.
    You: No problem
    Terri(80470): Is 'Tree Bark' a brand?
    You: No
    Terri(80470): Ok
    Terri(80470): Is it okay if I transfer you to someone that might be able to help you a bit better? I'm just not finding anything.
    You: Hmm no i'll just make my own thanks
    You: thanks
    Terri(80470): I'm sorry I couldn't be more help.
    You: again
    Terri(80470): Have a wonderful night!
    You: no problem
    You: you to

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    The Legend!

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    Status: Connecting ...
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Ring: ...
    Status: Connected to guide: Margie(8843)
    Margie(8843): Welcome to ChaCha!
    Margie(8843): Hi! I will be happy to help you with this search! Just one moment please!
    You: Hello Margie
    You: I'm looking for the purple rock of Alaskin legend
    You: would you like to know more?
    Margie(8843): I will look for you
    Margie(8843): Yes please.
    Margie(8843): I am not finding any info on this search.
    You: Our alaskin fore fathers created an ancient rock that has been said to conjure gold!, i dont bielieve it but I am out to proove this wrong
    Margie(8843): I will keep looking
    You: thanks
    Margie(8843): Your welcome
    You: I'm a myth finder, not common myths, then unexplained thank you for helping me in my quest
    Margie(8843): My pleasure
    Margie(8843): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
    You: Ok
    Margie(8843): Look at this site
    You: i'm looking
    You: Hmm, not the rock of legend but thank you for the help
    Margie(8843): Sorry I am not finding anything for you
    You: I think I will have to continue this journey on my own
    Margie(8843): Good luck!
    You: thanks anyway
    You: thanks!
    Margie(8843): Have a wonderful day.
    You: you too
    Margie(8843): Your welcome
    Margie(8843): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
    Status: Session ended.
    Last edited by Tresspass; 07-22-2007 at 03:33 AM.

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    Lol naughtyi tell your father > gg keke.

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    Feel free to make your own and check out the site it's actually very nicely made, but more fun to screw with

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    Lol!

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    Thanks I love that website

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