ChaCha.com

[Tresspass]

Well, my father actually was an investor for this site, it's like a new google but i use it to screw with the guides they help you with search results, it's like prank calls without the cops!

i'm doing more with a friend i'll keep editing



BABIES!

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Barbara(54837)
Barbara(54837): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
Barbara(54837): Hi how are you
You: great.
Barbara(54837): what actually are you looking for
You: I'm having an open house next saturday and I was looking to make some delicious chip dip. My grandma ma's recipe requires one baby fetus but i'm looking to spend less than 20$ USD
Barbara(54837): ok
Barbara(54837): I don't think they sale baby fetus
You: You sure, theres this one shop down the road, Saint Jhones Nursery, but sadly they are quite expensive.
Barbara(54837): All i am seeing is adoptions and information on baby fetus about how a fetus is so many weeks
You: Hm, sorry to here that thanks for the help, think i could just adopt one cheap then use it? it's not a fetus so it would have to be very young...
Barbara(54837): I'm sorry I don't think i can help you can try and search again and get a different gude they might be able to help you
You: Ok, Thanks
Barbara(54837): by
You: Buh bye

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Chicken Poop

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Ken(84170)
Ken(84170): Welcome to ChaCha!
Ken(84170): Hi
You: Hello,
Ken(84170): How may i assist you?
You: I'm looking for large amounts of chicken poop. Speccifically for my garden. Were may i purchase some?
Ken(84170): sure
You: Thanks very much Ken
You: ells all-natural lip moisturizer, body moisturizer molded into a tin, and vegan deodorant. (Products contain no chicken poop.) Also sells "Got Poop?" themed clothing. is what that says
You: Hmm, i suppose i'll i'll have to look elsewere thank you for your help Ken


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Drunk, Kidney (this person gave up)

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lisa(21205)
Lisa(21205): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Lisa
Lisa(21205): Hello
Lisa(21205): May I locate a few web sites for you?
You: Yes please
Lisa(21205): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I'm looking for a transplant, i'm tottaly wasted almost every day, my kidney's almost gone, need a new one my family hates me
Lisa(21205): Please hold and I will locate a few sites for you.
You: Thanks
You: So... do you like being a Guide?
Lisa(21205): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Mother Teresa

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(77376)
Jennifer(77376): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(77376): Hi
You: Hello
Jennifer(77376): What can I get you in regards to your search?
You: I'm looking to purchase the corpse of mother teresa, she has always been my idol, ever since i was at the nunnery
You: and she owes me 20$
Jennifer(77376): As she is buried at a private cemetary, I do not think you would be able to purchase her body
You: Oh, really?
Jennifer(77376): yeah, very sorry about that
You: May i get a google earth map of the location and some good shovel selling sights?
Jennifer(77376): That will have to be another search... simply put search in the query section at the top of the page... have a great night!
Jennifer(77376): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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DOGZ

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sonya(26692)
Sonya(26692): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Sonya
You: How are you?
Sonya(26692): hi
Sonya(26692): Can I look up something for you
You: yes
You: I was looking to find a dog fur sweater, it must be from dead dogs i find it makes the fur a much nicer quality
You: But alive dogs i will settle for
Sonya(26692): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Ok
Sonya(26692): One moment please
You: ok
You: Any pre made ones so i can savor the death of mans best friend? I dont have a dog i have a pet rock
Sonya(26692): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Tree Bark

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Terri(80470)
Terri(80470): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Terri
Terri(80470): Hello.
You: I was looking to buy some treebark pants for a tree festival this upcoming friday in my town
Terri(80470): Are you looking to purchase pants or info about them?
You: I was looking into buying a pair of tree bark pants
Terri(80470): Ok, One moment while I find your results.
You: Thanks
Terri(80470): One moment please. I'm having a hard time finding your results.
You: No problem
Terri(80470): Is 'Tree Bark' a brand?
You: No
Terri(80470): Ok
Terri(80470): Is it okay if I transfer you to someone that might be able to help you a bit better? I'm just not finding anything.
You: Hmm no i'll just make my own thanks
You: thanks
Terri(80470): I'm sorry I couldn't be more help.
You: again
Terri(80470): Have a wonderful night!
You: no problem
You: you to

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The Legend!

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Margie(8843)
Margie(8843): Welcome to ChaCha!
Margie(8843): Hi! I will be happy to help you with this search! Just one moment please!
You: Hello Margie
You: I'm looking for the purple rock of Alaskin legend
You: would you like to know more?
Margie(8843): I will look for you
Margie(8843): Yes please.
Margie(8843): I am not finding any info on this search.
You: Our alaskin fore fathers created an ancient rock that has been said to conjure gold!, i dont bielieve it but I am out to proove this wrong
Margie(8843): I will keep looking
You: thanks
Margie(8843): Your welcome
You: I'm a myth finder, not common myths, then unexplained thank you for helping me in my quest
Margie(8843): My pleasure
Margie(8843): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Ok
Margie(8843): Look at this site
You: i'm looking
You: Hmm, not the rock of legend but thank you for the help
Margie(8843): Sorry I am not finding anything for you
You: I think I will have to continue this journey on my own
Margie(8843): Good luck!
You: thanks anyway
You: thanks!
Margie(8843): Have a wonderful day.
You: you too
Margie(8843): Your welcome
Margie(8843): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[Range]

Lol naughtyi tell your father > gg keke.

[Tresspass]

Feel free to make your own and check out the site it's actually very nicely made, but more fun to screw with

[Kevin]

Lol!

[Tresspass]

Thanks I love that website