How to Fly

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    How to Fly

    WARNING!
    This guide is teaching you how to fly. It isn't fool-proof, meaning YOU CAN DIE! Although that would be funny...it would suck for you. Follow these steps (WITH PICTURES!) and you'll be able to soar the skies with grace and awesomeness!

    SUPPLIES! You can't fly by just flapping your arms! You need to have terrific upper body strength, cardboard, feathers, glue, and a cool costume.

    Step 1. Make sure you have arms!


    Step 2. Apply the supplies in this fashion. Cut the cardboard into 4 pieces. 1 for the top and bottom of both arms. Take the glue and paste the feathers on. Now glue the cardboard pieces to your arms. You should like this when finished.



    Step 3. Find a place to descend from. The higher the better. Once found, ascend to the top and stand with you feet planted firmly to the ground. When done right you should be at the edge of the top of the building and feel safe.


    Step 4. Now is the time to jump. There's no going back. When you jump, DO NOT FLAP YOUR ARMS WILDLY! A common misconception with flying is that you must flap your arms wildly, rather you should arc them as if you were a bird. When achieved raise your arms as high as possible and lower them down. Keeping this momentum should keep you in the air..if not..SPLAT! Oh well.



    Now that you have seen the mystery behind flying..GO! Look for more terrific How-To Guides from me later on!
















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    WOW.... thats niice, im going out trying now

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    Damnit my friend broke his arm by this
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    This guide really helped I honesltly appreciate it I look forward to more.

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    I foresee loads of leechers here xD
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    How Do I Downlod Tiss Hack?????
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    LOL yea where is teh rapidshare link pl0x! BTW I l33ched to myh sitez alreadyz and now I gotz tons of repz!

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    ya know i say a kid try and do this when i was young. with some changes, such as for wings he used tubes filled with helium and such. anyway, end result....he broke his back and couldn't walk till he was 8. (noob!!!!)
    thx for the guide pope, (welcome back to) and i am sure this is going to be leeched since it works perfectly.
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    ya was that in the episode about the tevo box? and how to recorded all these shows on the constituon and then jumped into a pool witht he box and shocked him self?
    When in doubt, empty the magazine, They dont pay you to bring home bullets

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