short guides to instant fun!!

[35yeros]

since alot of people have been replying to my other posts saying there to complicated, or just to expensive, ive decide to make a thread of shot, fun and increbily cheap thing you can do.

as always, dont do dumb things with these, (o noz! could this be the shortest disclaimer yet??)

light bulbs + microwave = nice fire work display, for only 42 cents.

parts:

• light bulbs, you can just hood jack some, or buy some, there really cheap
• a microwave, not so cheap, but just do this at school, or, go to a party and do this, i wouldn't recommended using your own microwave, you parents will not like it.
• electricity, ya i know, expensive right?

assembly, is so simple that i shouldn't have to tell you what to do. but i will cause if i dont, you'll all ask were the download link for this hack is.

1. take light bulb out of box, (btw, light bulb has to be a working one)
2. open microwave door,
3. place bulb inside
4. set time for 10 min
5. Run like hell - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia (click the link lawlz)
6. you can either chose to hide or just to stand there, if you stand you see all the weird color lights, if you hide you miss this, but you don't get hunks of glass shot at you.

simple eh?


car battery + freezer + jumper box = lead rain (yes, black rain)

parts:

• car battery (old ones work better, but not to old)
• freezer
• car battery jumper, you know those rechargeable battery jumpers.
• a strong barrier to hide behind, i used a high carbon steel sheet (seriously)
• optional: a car that you can pop the hood up, dont use your car, that would suck.

first ill explain how, and why car batterys explode.
Car batteries can explode due to detonation of hydrogen liberated by electrolysis of the water found in lead-acid car batteries. Some circumstances, like extreme heat or cold, are especially conducive to electrolysis. this is why we have a freezer.

assmebly:

1. take car battery, it should have little enegry in it, i dont really think it matters, and stick it in your freezer.
2. take the battery out after mabye and hour+ or freeze time.
3. this is the tricky part, you want to attach the recharge nodes, (red and black) to the battery, and then hit charge on the charge unit, but you dont want to be close, (seriously). but since i see no way to do this at a distance, i reccommend setting up a blast shield and just covering your ears
4. hook up the battery and charge it, 5/10 times it will blow, if it doesnt, DONT WALK OUTSIDE THE SHIELD, SOMETIMES ITS A A DELAYED REACTION!!

this is a fun way to waste your car battery's, but kinda dangerous, if you want to know how to do this with out freezing it and with it in someones car, pm me, if i think i can trust you to not do this to every car you see, ill tell you.



blow up toilets, and possibly make your self deaf in the process.

this is slightly harder than the ones above, but still easy.

parts:

• now, low yield tnt works the best, but i am willing to bet none of you even know what low yield means lol, so use a rifle round, any size works other than a .22 (dam pussie round if ive ever seen one)
• copper or other wiring, rocket engine igniter's work loads better, but you may not have them. picture of lighter is an attachment
• a aa battery, or any size.
• a toilet, not yours, that would suck ballz.
• you might want something to cover your ears, it is pretty loud,

assembly:

1. find a toliet, go into the stall.
2. take out your rifel round, (dont have the slug on it, a slug is the tip, fyi)
3. put your igniter in,
4. hook up on end to the battery,
5. Run like hell - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
6. then as running like hell, hook up battery, and then duck.
7. congrats you just sent large hunks of porcelain everywhere.

also note, this works best if you seal the round off, but you actually don't have to, it just works better


piss off the local business ppl

this is fairly easy, and incredibly fun, but please, be careful, this can cause an car accident
parts:

• find a rushhour street, (a street that has little traffic early in the morning, but has a hella lot during rushhour)
• fishing line
• two lap poles or some poles sticking out of the ground

1. first, find the street
2. find two poles, or bring your own
3. tie the fishing line in between the two poles about 20cm off the ground, or slightly less than 8in

when cars hit the line at high speed the line wont break, but it will make the wwrrrrrrrr sound, and its so funny because ppl will slam on there breaks and scream, its funny as hell.



ok, i lied, i am still adding some sutff, but post i dont care

[Stroh]

Very nice. Maybe you should get a own real life hacker group? Oo Anyways i'm to lazy to do them could somebody upload a video if he is doing them? +rep