Cuppa Coffee Gives Girls a Smaller Cup

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    Cuppa Coffee Gives Girls a Smaller Cup

    Coffee can shrink the size of women’s boobs, shock research revealed yesterday.


    The caffeine-fuelled drink is well-known for keeping people alert and sobering up drunks.


    But Swedish scientists have caused a stir by suggesting women who drink more than three cups a day could see their bra size drop.


    Tests by cancer researchers found half of all women have a gene linking breast size to coffee intake.




    Nearly 300 women were quizzed but Helena Jernstroem, of Lund University, said women should not worry too much.


    She explained: “Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear.


    “Anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed. There are two measurements for a bra – the cup size and the girth, so you wouldn’t be able to tell.”


    While caffeine may shrink women’s breasts, the reaction is the reverse for coffee-slurping blokes – it can make their “moobs” swell.


    On the plus side, the study showed regular hits of caffeine reduce the risk of women

    developing breast cancer.


    Helena Jernstroem of Lund University quoted " Anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed "


    Reference : Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: News :: Cuppa coffee gives girls a smaller cup



    So what do you people think? =D Lol. Just some news. Didn't know where to post. It seemed like a " real-life hack " to me XD
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    And Then People Ask Why We Are Out Of Money.

    We Shouldnt Be Funding This Kind Of Stuff.
    Ha, Even If It Is For Amusement.


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    Thank you Ryan
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    Ha, But Is That Seriously True ? I Know Girls That Drink Hella Coffee Who Have Bigger Boobs Then Others


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    boobs ftw

    also kratom coffee ftw

    google if not knowledgable for drugs

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    and sobering up drunks
    WTF! Here in Norway we mix coffie with everything over 45% ~~ So i guess it wont have the right effect on us :/
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    hum.... so if females drink coffee their cup size decreases.

    If they get breast cancer (possibly prevented by drinking coffee) they may get most of their breast cut out.....

    decisions decisions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Volund View Post
    hum.... so if females drink coffee their cup size decreases.

    If they get breast cancer (possibly prevented by drinking coffee) they may get most of their breast cut out.....

    decisions decisions
    fake boobs ftw after cancer

    btw small tits ftw beforehand

    decisions decisions :cool::cool:

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    Yay! Go Sweden =)

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    congratulations, kids are starving out in affrica and global warming threatens our planet with destruction.....
    but hey if you drink to much coffee you will get man boobs
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