Free Chocolate Milk!

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    Free Chocolate Milk!

    You can make free chocolate milk by doing the following:

    Materials Needed:
    A Cow
    a Cocoa tree

    1st, Milk the cow
    2nd, Ground the cocoa beans you get from the tree into a powder substance.
    3rd, put the powder in the milk
    4th, mix it all up!!!!
    Tada you have chocolate milk!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bomber View Post
    You can make free chocolate milk by doing the following:

    Materials Needed:
    A Cow
    a Cocoa tree

    1st, Milk the cow
    2nd, Ground the cocoa beans you get from the tree into a powder substance.
    3rd, put the powder in the milk
    4th, mix it all up!!!!
    Tada you have chocolate milk!
    Ima try this if it works

    Edit: ok... WTF!!! This did not work at all, it only took 5 minutes to find a cow (Maryland ftw) But i couldn't find a cocoa tree. Instead i had to buy cocoa beans ($23) So this isn't free! To make it worse it was super hard to milk the cow (took 1 hour) and when i did it squirted my face! To make it even worse.. When i put the cocoa 'powder' in the milk it didn't dissolve! I tried drinking it but it tasted bitter and grassy.
    FAIL!!!
    Last edited by Pan; 01-02-2009 at 05:34 PM. Reason: ...


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    lololoo

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    Pan it hasn't been 1 hour since I posted this. So your post = FAIL!

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    lmao

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    LOOOOOL pan

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    Rofl pan you got owned.......................

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    lol nice
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    Rofl i love your avatar man xD

    Pan did you even bother to think about times?

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    I did, but it was mostly a joke (even tho i could find a cow in like 5 minutes) + This would not work (I know the guide is a joke also). So really IT WAS ALL ONE BIG JOKE.


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