Edit: ok... WTF!!! This did not work at all, it only took 5 minutes to find a cow (Maryland ftw) But i couldn't find a cocoa tree. Instead i had to buy cocoa beans ($23) So this isn't free! To make it worse it was super hard to milk the cow (took 1 hour) and when i did it squirted my face! To make it even worse.. When i put the cocoa 'powder' in the milk it didn't dissolve! I tried drinking it but it tasted bitter and grassy.