[Real-Life Hack] How to: Impress your boss

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    [Real-Life Hack] How to: Impress your boss

    Hello. Everyone knows how hard it is to impress your boss, right? Well, in this tutorial, I will show you how to do it with ease, using real life hacks that I will design for you now. (DL Link is at the end of the post.). Now, to begin, I will tell you the format. I will tell you what you need to do / how to impress your boss, then give you more details, then perhaps even more details after that! Pay close attention, and you will be a CEO in no time.


    Tip number 1: Bring in a briefcase to work.

    Every boss loooves briefcases!


    After he sees your briefcase, show him how prepared you are for work today by showing him what you packed IN that briefcase! (Note: Block all forms of your bosses communications and do not be surprised at his appalled expression.)




    Tip number 2: Introduce yourself to all the new coworkers!

    Become the center of attention! Get them all together in a nice cozy place (Preferably with 1 *lockable* entrance.)


    Then give them some of your fireworks expertise! Give it some gusto (Make sure to stand 20-30 feet away.)



    Tip number 3: Be a good friend

    And organize their office for them.


    And then pimp it out.



    Tip number 4: Stay clear

    Of the people in blue with golden badges who say that you have the right to blah blah blah. All you need to do is use your superhuman powers to escape in the nick of time.


    Oh wait, I forgot, you don't have any superhuman powers...





    Tip number 5: Stay calm

    And slowly plot your way out...


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    To be continued...


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    omg xDDD
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    i must say..... lol!
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    Meh I already did this IRL. Don't tell me how to go phsyco on my work xD>

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    Thanks guys. Number 2, coming soon. How to: get out of jail on good behavior.


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    i lol'd

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    i dont work

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    hahah nice this is funny shit but i`m not ganna try it dont need to do it i have no work
    ll never regret or run from my victim i`m youre master

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    GMOD have some pose system or is it just seriously glitched, and nobody can stand/walk right?

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