Get laid AND have fun beforehand, make friends, and become truly awesome

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    Zenith is offline Wannabe Member
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    Get laid AND have fun beforehand, make friends, and become truly awesome

    1. Play an electric or acoustic guitar, or an electric bass.
    2. Don't suck.
    3. Get into a nice band.
    4. Play on-stage at least passably.
    5. Enjoy.



    I did it. It fuckin works.

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    lol, truly friends

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    You can also do it this way.
    1. Play the drums and the electric or accoustic guitar.
    2. Don't suck.
    3. Go to parties where other musicians are dabbling.
    4. Play with the most talented musician there.
    5. Claim to be hurt by the performance, and say that the other musician is amazing.
    6. Lighten up and enjoy yourself, while the questions never end. (It's women asking these questions by the way, and if you are clever, you will get laid!)

    Enjoy.

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    Hey guess what! I don't have to pretend to be someone I'm not to get laid

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    Hey guess what! I actually AM a musician, I just posted this to help others with their e-peen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeRRoR.KhAoZ View Post
    Hey guess what! I don't have to pretend to be someone I'm not to get laid
    Yeah, DICK.

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    I prefer to snap my fingers. It just happens JaKnow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terror.khaoz View Post
    hey guess what! I don't have to pretend to be someone i'm not to get laid
    Quote Originally Posted by kevin View Post
    i prefer to snap my fingers. It just happens jaknow?

    qft

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    For some reason I feel flame coming...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lord-zach View Post
    For some reason I feel flame coming...
    /extinguish flame

    there are plenty of ways to get laid that don't involve being a musician, however being a musician could be considered a pussy magnet, but depending on the type of music, you could be getting some ladies with the kind of pussy you don't want. (need i post a picture of herpes?)

    best way to get laid -> keep a clean image, shower and brush you teeth, don't be a tool, don't excessively drink or smoke, and respect women, o and spreading pictures of you having a big dick is quite helpful to
    When in doubt, empty the magazine, They dont pay you to bring home bullets

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