We have heard about the great BP oil spill of July 2010 and we have seen the horrific images of all the sea life that volunteers are trying to desperately save from the mucky oil that has covered their bodies. Even as you read this, oil is slowly seeping into the marshes, wetlands, and onto the beaches in Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida all the while engulfing a variety of birds, turtles, and dolphins not to mention all other forms of sea life along the way. The worse is yet to come!
Behind the Scenes
The oilrig was actually a BP and Obama Administration hidden laboratory. Yes, oil was being drilled, but underneath scientists were hard at work developing the ultimate biochemical weapon known to mankind. As scientist were hard at work, a small tremor occurred in the ocean floor and one scientist was accidentally injected with the serum. In only about ten minutes, the scientist had transformed into a gooey, half oil, half zombie creature, which had bitten every worker on the rig. The hunger took over and the oilrig was not the main priority, which lead to the pipe bursting and oil beginning to spill into the gulf.
Creation of Oil Zombies
As the oil spilled into the gulf so did the serum that would soon be a terror that nothing could stop. You probably have not heard of this devastating situation especially if you are American citizens as the news only covers what the Administration will allow, thus this secret yet deadly experiment is now taking over the southern states of the US. The infected sea life is showing up on beaches as volunteers work diligently to save lives of those animals covered in oil, they are in fact contracting the Oil Zombie disease. Since Oil Zombies cannot actually be diagnosed at first sight as all these creatures are covered in oil, they have the opportunity to bite the hand that is cleaning and I mean literally.
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Just one of the many oil zombies retrieved from the beaches
Affects of Armed Patrol
Border patrol agents have been pulled from their duties, as they will be the less likely noticed in the area to combat the problem. As of this time, nothing has been able to stop the epidemic as shooting these slimy Oil Zombies has no effect. The bullets just slide right through the head, even shot gun blasts are not stopping as the arms and legs just regenerate.
Prepare for the Worst
Creatures from beneath the sea are coming ashore with new powers, so to speak. Only a few yards away, a great white shark is standing on his fins devouring all that gets in his path with oil spilling from his every pore and that devilish hungry look that cannot be satisfied. Humans have no chance to fight off the hungry Oil Zombies. The Obama Administration had better forget about health care and devise a way to fend off the Oil Zombies that will be taking over you town if something is not done quickly. Watch out for BP employees that have returned to the UK they could be carrying the Oil Zombie virus!
Young girl in first stages of turning into an oil zombie