I don't want to be immortal.
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Hello, i'm 403yo & i want to share the DIY with the world :
1) Dont eat "Dead products" i mean mainly meat ofc, but you should also avoid eggs, cheese (it's made with dead calf stomach enzymes nowaday) & fish. Also dont eat alive things (shellfishes, moving squidtentacles )
2) Check the PRAL index, it gives the acid/base value of numerous foods, u should know that acid deteriorates almost everything, most of our bodily functions are depending on having the correct acid/base equilibrium(blood, lymph, stomach secretions...). Basically try to avoid acid food, your body will correct it as long as u get a good daily salt & water intake.
3) Keep good mental & physical activities, try always learning & discovering new stuff & places, brain needs stimulation as much as body. B positive, u prolly heard of psychosomatism,how feelings can cause physical illnesses, so fight that depressing mood that float around most of the time, it counts.
4) Dont go around saying you are immortal to everyone, either they'll laugh @ you, either they'll try to prove you the contrary ;P
Some plants & trees are aged over 2000 years, many animals live longer than most humans (geoducks, tuataras, giant tortoise, some parrots...) so start putting some savings in the bank, that's gonna pay up in some centuries !
I don't want to be immortal.
I lol'd. That's like stop living to live more
Why would I want to live more if I have to sacrifice the good momentos?
If you dont eat ether dead or alive stuff wtf do you eat... salt and water aint much.
Yes cuz teh skies need to be like "ARG!"
but srlsy I doupth that this work
I think he means to eat mainly veggies. The question then becomes if vegans ever die of old age. I say yes, this dude seems to say no
kaskame, eating cadavers, being depressed, acidifying ur body, being a lazy self-degraded by everyday routine underbeing is what u call "good momentos" ? hf then...
btw, i dont mean only veggies, there is tons of nuts, fruits, recipes that can make u forget about animal cadavers consumption for good, but again, being conditioned by ur raisers routine is a heavy link to break.
the reward is considerable tho.
For the 1 who said he doesnt want to b immortal, i understand, many ppl are like this (especially old people, handicapped, sore losers etc...) ... the fact is u'd rather believe in reincarnation, but it's just a waste, think about it for ur next fresh start.
If u r healthy & with a decent self esteem, well , u cant turn this "offer" down, unless u r a sheep to all of those who passed away b4 u & those who will.
I got no interest in spreading this, just thught ppl shd know cuz i learned about it quite late in my life & i regretted that fact, so whatever ur feelings, reaction, attitude about it, i really dont give a f f ... my deed is done.
i'm frsh.. frsh, excitin' !
OMFG how naive...
If you dont eat dead thing, i could give you an advice.
Eat living things, like a hungry lion
And if you can eat him before he eats you, then maybe you are immortal
Ether a veggie that sends to much messages, or just a hipzter that smoked some bad shit and saw "the" light.
Mr.Veggie I invite you to come and live 68 degrees north. I garante you, eating just nuts, fruits and salad will be your end here.