Breaking windows (relatively) quietly.

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    Breaking windows (relatively) quietly.

    First off:
    Ask no questions, i'll tell you no lies.



    And now to business.
    So, i've been on the forums for a short while, nothing but a leach really - and tonight, i've decided that it's finally high time that I gave something back to the community.

    Are your neighbours complete cunts? (Pardon my French)
    Or are you an opportunistic thief?
    Or even, just someone who thinks breaking things is fun?

    Got a pen and paper?
    Get ready to list the tools needed...

    1x Roll of masking/duct tape.
    1x Elbow.
    1x Screwdriver

    And that's it.
    Just tape over the window (Make sure you press it on hard enough) and give it a whack.
    Hey presto!

    You've successfully broken a window (relatively) silently.

    Having the masking or duct tape on the window will cause the window to "web" when you hit it, enabling you to pop it out with a screw driver (Or just put it through completely). However, I would recommend you use a hoodie or a pull-over when you're breaking it, or the sound of your elbow hitting the glass is going to make some noise..

    Oh. It almost slipped my mind..
    Using the porcelain from a spark plug and hitting that against the window will cause it to shatter quietly too (Not sure about noise levels, or whether this actually works) But in theory, it will work.

    Big kiss,
    Craffti
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    Although I don't usually "recommend" for someone to do illegal activity, I would like to say that from the looks of things, if you were to do such a crime, I would suggest this. Only downfall would have to be a house with an alarm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Only downfall would have to be a house with an alarm.
    Yeah, that's the biggie.
    Forgot to mention that hehe.

    Just for the record: I'm not condoning any illegal activity nor do I accept any responsibility for any actions and consequences due to reading this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craffti View Post
    Yeah, that's the biggie.
    Forgot to mention that hehe.

    Just for the record: I'm not condoning any illegal activity nor do I accept any responsibility for any actions and consequences due to reading this thread.
    Come to think of it, Im sure if you went around to the side of the house and "power-bombed" them, their alarm would be powered off too, I believe.

    For those of you who don't know what a 'power-bomb' is, it is simply finding their power-box, usually on the side of the house, and rarely in the back yard. You open it up, (normally it is unlocked already) and there is hella switches in there. Sometimes there is a Master switch at the top, but if theres not, just flip all the switches to "off" and run like hell


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    Sounds like a great idea to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Come to think of it, Im sure if you went around to the side of the house and "power-bombed" them, their alarm would be powered off too, I believe.
    Probably would work. But a lot of the older houses have those inside their homes now ( At least where I live anyways).
    Nice idea though.. Not that i'd break into a house..
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    lol sounds fun

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    this is LAPD u r under arrest for harouring sadam hussein

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    Lol Nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by srfrrrr View Post
    this is LAPD u r under arrest for harouring sadam hussein
    Perhaps they should just take this post away from your post count? For a number of reasons, obviously.
    A. I'm English, so the LAPD wouldn't have any real jurisdiction over here...
    B. Saddam Hussein is dead.
    C. Your spelling is terrible.

    But thanks for viewing anyways. X
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