I spread them thanks like herpes.
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I've committed a variant of this in a few different versions.
1) The lame: for drop box'ed files: send the wrong file, an old paper with a new date (I change my computer date as well in case of a timestamp from the word processor).
2) Looking stupid: Having finished just a page, I staple on some other random pages, and I scratch it up as a brainfart -- printing out multiple papers at one time. Happens quite often during midterms/finals. The key is the incredulous look of disbelief at your own stupidity.
3) Pure gold: As much as you've got done followed by a few pages of unintelligible text (I got it from some packet sniffing). Make sure though that your header and footer are still visible. Printer-Fail and you're off the hook! (I've noticed that a number of my professors being of an earlier generation fear and fail to understand technology like a cat water.)
This works in elementary school but not college.
Now if only this worked
Im gonna try this lol